i'm out of netflix movies and it's too fucking cold outside to go anywhere. luckily i have beer, but what else do I do? i guess i could start listening to this cache of dbt albums i got. i can't even decide what to eat.

earth shattering problems, huh

liquid dinner dude

It's bullshit cold out there. I haven't even had the balls to go out in the hallway today.

my fiance and her friend called and said they're coming and hijacking me to go to dinner. is that code word for ménage à trois?

Why don't you come over here and suck Mommy dick.

They would have said "we'll bring you dinner…clams tonight!"

I'm listening to all sorts of shit really loud and getting lots of work done.

np: Ry Cooder, "Muy Fifi"

ha

you doin work at home Fu?

dunk contest in a few hours?

Download some TV shows and then listen to music when you're done with that. That's my plan.

i am struggling to get tons of shit done.
working on a few book covers now.
they're fun but i'm exhausted.
maybe i'll go to sleep early and try again tomorrow.

what a no life loser.
and doesn't elvis work at home all of the time?
freelance? no?

Oh yeah. I picked up two new clients this week, plus I one of my "pops-up-out-of-nowhere-every-few-months-client-with-a-big-project" emailed me this folder/brochure/wrap (I really haven't looked at it yet) thing he needs done up.

It's always interesting because it's a Department of Defense contractor, and I don't have security clearance, so the details are always pretty vague, if I get any at all. Somehow though, he gives me enough of an idea of what he needs without giving up any government secrets or juicy pictures of the radar and mapping systems they make. It's fun, because half the time I have no idea what I'm supposed to be selling, but he's always pleased and keeps bringing me profitable jobs shrouded in secrecy.

A year or so ago I designed the interface icons for this software program they have, and I had to have a meeting with an engineer (short sleeves, tie) who could explain what they icons were supposed to represent, but my guy sat in on the meeting so that not too much was divulged. It made for some funny descriptions due to some deliberate tiptoeing.

Oh yeah. Once again, I get lucky. I was going to use the Jan-Feb. downtime to set up a real plan to get some new clients, since I've got a steady group right now and could take on the extra work, but 3 phone calls just appeared out of nowhere without me actually doing anything.

i am staying in and watching movies - ordering take out.

its too cold to go out. supposed to get down to 15 tonight with 20 mph wind. that's cold for these parts.

get drunk and post. of course, that includes everyone but me. so get to it already.

I'm heading out to see Novillero and the New Pornographers, but I'm kinda wishing I could just stay home and drink the Chimay Reds I bought today.

-20f here, tabernak.

mystery science theatre 3000
with drink in hand.
and i'll probably revisit the DBT 'dirty south' album
tonight.

I fell asleep from 8.30 to 11.30 and when I woke up, ate three "Ready to Bake" Pillsbury chocolate chip cookies.... Without baking them first.

I win.

You know how to live girl!

mmmmm cookies!

Would you like some? Non-baked, of course.

i'd love some! cooked or in the raw

how bouts a non-cooked
between two cooked?
i wiped the mess off on my pants.

I read this earlier without realizing the NBA dunk contest was on tonight. So I took it as, "Drunk contest in a few hours?"

That's not a bad idea. An Obner drunk posting contest.