run fast. sex with virgins is terrible and not worth any amount of investment.

Yeah, I've never understood why those terrorists want to hang out in paradise with their all those virgins. That sounds like an eternity of bad blowjobs.

yea but the key word is eternity get it

Well they clearly had some funny ideas to begin with, so dreaming of a future paradise full of virgins would at least be consistent with their madness.

29 here, ladies. *Val Kilmer Top Gun teeth chomp*

You are a grown man with skills.

Upon second thought though, the teeth chomp was probably not a good indicator of those skills.

Yeah that raised my eyebrow as well.

i was just talking to someone about this last night. what is the best way to break up with someone or be broken up with? do i want to know what you don't like about me? probably not. if i were splates, i just wouldn't call or text. but that's just me. and i also make a hobby of burning bridges.

as for sex with virgins or sex with the <27 year olds, my current partner was/is both of those things and i'm extremely pleased with our sexual encounters. and i'm also just bored enough to create a pros and cons list:

pros:
little to no fear of stds
can be guided quite easily
somewhat high libido
curious and willing to try different things

cons:
holy shit, i'm his first
holy shit, he might compare every partner after me, to me


but yeah, overall, two thumbs up for the youngsters.

Two thumbs up where?

right there, baby.

all that other stuff is fine but how does this work?

well, i'd imagine that someone who is not having intercourse wouldn't have syphilis, gonorrhea, aids, etc (the "big" stds). of course, there's always the risk of herpes from oral and i suppose other activities, but i think it would be less with the virgin crowd.

edit: that said, i'd still never have unprotected sex with a virgin. i'm not that naive.

ow.

No shit. The force alone would probably blow a hole in your back.