Killer Whaler's rhymes are weak. Lego's too.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:43 am

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

cemeterypolka Wrote:

that was weak

have you ever heard rhymes that are as weak as killer whalers?
hell no i don't think so cause there aint nothin staler
than the whack ass contrived rhymes
spewing out of his undersized brain
you would think it was a crime
for a bitch ass ho to try and run up in the game
without mad skills
and without the flow
bestowed in my grillz
by me and my hoz
killer whaler step back
and you better stop frontin
i'll shove your disembodied head up your crack;
that'll make you start gruntin'
so if you'd please,
take my advice
get down on your knees
and help the asians cultivate their rice
whatever you do
step out of the game
because your rhyming stinks like poo poo
and it's driving me insane

long winded shit
can't get to the point.
concise it up
an hit this joint.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:45 am

O SNAP!

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

what the fuck
about cemeterypolka
you're a sitting duck
that's about to get cholka'd

if you think my rhymes
are as weak as the whales
i guess that's a sign
you're about to be impaled

by a large iron ball
flying in the sky
oh shit it's crashing in your walls
and you're going to die!

you are a fool
if you think i am weak
my rhymes will make you drool
your rhymes are in need of a tweak

maybe just one or two
.. or three or four
if you know what's best for you
you'll be stepping out the door

and out of the way
of my land
because this is my day
and your rhymes are bland

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:47 am

Scuse me- I mistakenly wandered into middle school study hall. Y'all g'head wid yo teenage angst and shit.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

tentoze Wrote:

Scuse me- I mistakenly wandered into middle school study hall. Y'all g'head wid yo teenage angst and shit.

high school. senior.
ahem

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:49 am

At a glance
there is more ignorance
in this sad rhyming thread
than insouciance in France

so witness the entrance
of Max and his ordinance
his rhymes will knock you dead
you'll need an ambulance

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Killer Whaler Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

that was weak

have you ever heard rhymes that are as weak as killer whalers?
hell no i don't think so cause there aint nothin staler
than the whack ass contrived rhymes
spewing out of his undersized brain
you would think it was a crime
for a bitch ass ho to try and run up in the game

without mad skills
and without the flow
bestowed in my grillz
by me and my hoz

killer whaler step back
and you better stop frontin
i'll shove your disembodied head up your crack;
that'll make you start gruntin'

so if you'd please,
take my advice
get down on your knees
and help the asians cultivate their rice

whatever you do
step out of the game
because your rhyming stinks like poo poo
and it's driving me insane

long winded shit
can't get to the point.
concise it up
an hit this joint.

is that better? i grouped it up for you

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:49 am

tentoze that was awful

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

i'm not sure if i get what you mean?
but i know someday i'll be a queen.
not in a castle, not in a crown.
just spraying my jizz across your ugly-ass frown.

shiv · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:55 am

+

=

this thread

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:56 am

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

The bitch owns the bitch-slap
and and afraid to toss it about
Whaler is still trying to rap
doesn't know his throat's been torn out

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

come on hornblower
your IQ quite lower
i wouldn't touch that shit
and i don't even know her.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Killer Whaler Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

i'm not sure if i get what you mean?
but i know someday i'll be a queen.
not in a castle, not in a crown.
just spraying my jizz across your ugly-ass frown.

congratulations,
that was pretty good
i would like to introduce you
into the hood

theres shawnda and shaquan
sterling and sharita
charles and jaman
pashant and quatita

we welcome you
in to the place
don't forget to buy two
containers of mace

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

i'm not sure if i get what you mean?
but i know someday i'll be a queen.
not in a castle, not in a crown.
just spraying my jizz across your ugly-ass frown.

congratulations,
that was pretty good
i would like to introduce you
into the hood

theres shawnda and shaquan
sterling and sharita
charles and jaman
pashant and quatita

we welcome you
in to the place
don't forget to buy two
containers of mace

mace is weak
like the lyrics you speak.
go get some rhymes,
i'll see you in a week...

i'm not too worried about the boards that creek,
i'll smell you coming cause your rhymes fuckin' reek.

seacrest out!
peace.

:twisted:

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Killer Whaler Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

cemeterypolka Wrote:

Killer Whaler Wrote:

dog on wheels Wrote:

This is out of control
I can't handle all these poseurs
When it comes right down to it
The argument closer
Is this

Yours truly and Mr. Hornblower
Are the only real deals in this thread
If you think for a moment of anyone else
You're out of your head

When I finish this rhyme and I hit submit
If you have any sense
You'll just walk away
Quit

quit ain't in my vocabulary
pretty soon my style is what you're gonna marry.
so hop on the boat and don't be tarry
traversing from whack to sublime on the killer whaler fairy.

that's right on track
a fairy is what you are
everyone knows you take it in the back
with the men you meet at your homo bar

i'm not sure if i get what you mean?
but i know someday i'll be a queen.
not in a castle, not in a crown.
just spraying my jizz across your ugly-ass frown.

congratulations,
that was pretty good
i would like to introduce you
into the hood

theres shawnda and shaquan
sterling and sharita
charles and jaman
pashant and quatita

we welcome you
in to the place
don't forget to buy two
containers of mace

mace is weak
like the lyrics you speak.
go get some rhymes,
i'll see you in a week.

youre just pissed
that your rhymes dont compare
now you're gonna get dissed
and we dont fucking care

about your well being
nope, not at all
it'll be nice seeing
you after it all

in your grave
6 feet underground
you were sort of brave
but your rhymes got you bound

down to a stool
doused in gasoline
because you were a fool
your death is gonna be obscene

light a match
watch him burst in to fire
shit i've got to catch
some of that whalers attire

so i can make a tube
of red lipstick
or maybe some lube
made of that whales dick

to use or sell
in the store
because don't we all know
that's all whales are really for?

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:08 am

I'm gonna go eat an orange.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

swiateck Wrote:

I'm gonna go eat an orange.

eat the orange
if you dare
but when you are done
you might turn in to a bear

or even worse
maybe a wolf
i need to go to bed
because i have school in the morning.

tentoze · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:12 am

There is a God.

Thee Incident · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:13 am

Somehow, amazingly and unbelievably, this thread sucks worse than a Northern State album.
And that takes some doing.

south pacific · **Posted:** Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:15 am

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

man

i guess this makes me a loser

Cupcakes · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:04 am **Posts:** 3271

cemeterypolka Wrote:

swiateck Wrote:

I'm gonna go eat an orange.

eat the orange
if you dare
but when you are done
you might turn in to a bear

or even worse
maybe a wolf
i need to go to bed
because i have school in the morning.

take it from me
school ain't cool
19 later an i'm a fuckin' tool
can't get no job, can't get no gunt.
i'm back on the two an' i need to punt.

Killer Whaler's rhymes are weak. Lego's too.

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