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TinyE
 Post subject: nmr... holy shit...
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So, I'm really good friends with this girl that lives next door. And I'm also really good friends with this guy named Elton. Elton's gay. So the plan is that tonight after the show I meet him at, he'll stay at my house. But then Carl (my nextdoor-neighbor's boyfriend, even though she knew he was bi) ended up at my house, hooking up with the gay boy that was staying here tonight. Damn. This girl next door ends up calling me 3 times trying to find out what's going on, and I stretch the truth to her at first, but it's not ending any time soon, and she locked him out of the house (next door). What the hell am I supposed to tell her? And without hurting her feelings?? And how the hell should I deal with the gay sex that's going on in my living room right now? I'm too polite to bust in on that shit, but at the same time, I'm too flabbergasted.

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i think you know the answer....
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Yeah. I'm going to sleep. I am not responsible for any other person's actions tonight. Good night, I hope.

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You let gay sex happen in your living room?!!!

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You let gay sex happen in your living room?!!! and didn't join in???


wa-cah wa-cah.
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i would have booted them pronto....come'on, this is YOUR place.

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wow.

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Elton's gay.


Say it ain't so.
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The more the merrier?


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you know, it's pretty weak to have sex in someone's living room when you're a guest at their house, at least when said sex keeps them locked in their room.
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Time for you to have relations with the neighbor girl. That'll show the bastards!!!

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you know, it's pretty weak to have sex in someone's living room when you're a guest at their house, at least when said sex keeps them locked in their room.


Especialy when you could take their bed, and lock 'em in the living room

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you know, it's pretty weak to have sex in someone's living room when you're a guest at their house, at least when said sex keeps them locked in their room.


me tim and kurt did that in your living room back in '04 in Chicago. Don't be mad.
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no harm no foul, joe.
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Damn.... that is disrespectful as hell. But gay lust doesn't pay NO mind interpersonal respect!
If next-door neighbor chick goes back with bi=gay "boy"friend, she needs to be slapped. I'll do it. I'll be in Athens tomorrow night for the Silver Jews show.
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I don't care if they're fags, they have no respect. I would've fucked them both and kicked them out afterwards. That'll show them.
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Time for you to have relations with the neighbor girl.
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Jesus. Check that couch for klingons.

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HaqDiesel Wrote:
you know, it's pretty weak to have sex in someone's living room when you're a guest at their house, at least when said sex keeps them locked in their room.


me tim and kurt did that in your living room back in '04 in Chicago. Don't be mad.


I thought that was just a very strange drunken dream, I guess not :shock:
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HaqDiesel Wrote:
you know, it's pretty weak to have sex in someone's living room when you're a guest at their house, at least when said sex keeps them locked in their room.



what about when it's your cousin/friend and your ex? :roll:
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shoulda asked them if they listen to the smiths

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shoulda asked them if they listen to the smiths


meat is murder.

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Jesus. Check that couch for klingons.


And cumquats, come to think of it.

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