So I go to the bathroom after my last lecture of the week (Tacitus, fact fans) and go to the stall and I'm, you know, sitting and waiting, and I notice there is a magazine in the toilet brush holder so, I take it out and, hey, hey, it's a porno mag.

Now I'm only human and I'm not going anywhere, so you know I have a little look, (I swear there was no touching and rubbing although that Kirsty chick was pretty hot) but then someone else comes into the bathroom and I know if I put this back in the toilet brush holder and leave he's going to see it and think this magazine is mine, so I don't really have any option but to put it in my bag.

So basically what's happened now is, I've got this magazine in my bag and I cannot get rid of it. There are people everywhere. Everytime I try to dispose of it, someone appears and I have to mill around in a I'm-not-doing-anything-honest type way.

Am I going to have to carry this thing around with me for the rest of my life?

yes.




(toss it in a public trash can)

You should have handed it to the dude in the bathroom and said, "I'm finished with it, here you go bro."

I would say take it home, but the internets have moving porno pictures at the click of a button.

But you know, you could go old school.

Does it have Jessica Alba on the front?

If so keep it, for the rest of your life.

PDF?

I find it odd that you're not worried about who LEFT it in that stall, and what they were doing in there.

Wait, it was in the toilet-brush holder? And you actually picked it up? You know what the toilet-brush brushes, right? No matter how bored, or horny, I could never have actually touched that thing. Fecal matter!

You should have pulled a 'mission impossible' and eaten it.

See post above yours. I doubt that Darrin wants to ingest e. coli... No matter how poor the food in the Isles may be, bacteria would have to be worse, anyway.

Yea, I read it before I posted.
So what.
A real agent would have done anything to keep the package from getting out in the open.

Take it home, put Elmer's Glue between each page, take it & put it back where you got it.

You see that you've moved from a state where people may/may not think it's yours to actual ownership, right?

Only 90% of the ish. He owns it, but not the "976" line ads in the back.

In times like these it's best to ask oneself, "What Would Jesus Do"?

Jesus would turn the porn into Jessica Alba porn. Konsty can't do that.

Actually I think in this case Jesus would share the porn with the masses offering a page each to the faithful, promising heavenly rewards.

By the way - in the interest of full disclosure, I shot down the idea of replying along the lines of his stuff floating on water, or it parting the bowl like the red sea. It's about control, people.

why is it that the guy coming into the bathroom forced you to take it? Couldn't you have just said to the dude..."look, there's a porno mag in there. I found it in the toilet brush holder. It ain't mine." I doubt he would have thought it was yours. Why would you bring a mag and then just leave it there? I just don't get it.

I think you really wanted to take the magazine.

I think it's the Scottish conflicted nature of never confronting anything directly then loudly discussing it later.

Plus, if you had just waited till he got himself situated somewhere else, then you leave, he doesn't go into your stall, problem solved.

You waaaaanted it.

Man, I wish there was a "pointing at you like you took a cookie out the damn jar" smiley on this board. Aaron, whip one up. thanks.

let me get this straight...

you picked a porno mag up out of a toilet brush holder in a public toilet in Scotland?






you may be stuck with more than a porno mag, my friend.