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 Post subject: Eddie Van 'Brush Those Damn Teeth' Van Halen
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Dude looks OLD!
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jesus, what a scary looking mofo.
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Wow, if he can't take care of his choppers (and he obviously can't) how did he manage to keep Valerie Bertinelli under wraps all those years?

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Eddie's the new Keith Richards.

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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you just insulted Keef's appearance.

Keef looks worn out...Eddie looks like he's got about 3 minutes left on Earth. Yee-fucking-ikes.
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It just blows me away when people with $$ don't have their teeth fixed.

I love when folks with missing teeth come in to our store and look at our furniture (not cheap). I'm thinking- "take that money you're going to spend here and get to a focking dentist!!"

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 Post subject: Re: Eddie Van 'Brush Those Damn Teeth' Van Halen
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Wait, not making excuses for the guy or anything, but didn't he have a pretty serious bout with cancer? But yes, I agree... Eddie's got enough money to afford veneers at this point in his career.
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cancer of the throat and mouth, to be more precise
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oh dear god, kill it.

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cancer of the teeth, you mean.



is he drinking again? I thought he was sobered up at some point.

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For shame. Eddie neglected his teeth just so he could practice more often and bring you kick-ass guitar solos, and all you can do is complain.
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 Post subject: Re: Eddie Van 'Brush Those Damn Teeth' Van Halen
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NO SHIT!!

HEY METH MOUTH!!!

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For shame. Eddie neglected his teeth just so he could practice more often and bring you kick-ass guitar solos, and all you can do is complain.



...this is totally correct. I wonder, in fact, if maybe excessive shredding leads to tooth decay??

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Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:
Blarney ROCK Wrote:
For shame. Eddie neglected his teeth just so he could practice more often and bring you kick-ass guitar solos, and all you can do is complain.



...this is totally correct. I wonder, in fact, if maybe excessive shredding leads to tooth decay??


in his case, excessive rocking leads to hip replacement surgery.

Or maybe fucking Valerie Bertinelli at the height of her prime leads to hip replacement surgery, it's hard to tell.

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Blarney ROCK Wrote:
For shame. Eddie neglected his teeth just so he could practice more often and bring you kick-ass guitar solos, and all you can do is complain.



...this is totally correct. I wonder, in fact, if maybe excessive shredding leads to tooth decay??


in his case, excessive rocking leads to hip replacement surgery.

Or maybe fucking Valerie Bertinelli at the height of her prime leads to hip replacement surgery, it's hard to tell.


It looks like her sweet sweet nether regions sucked the life force out of him. I think MethMouth may in fact be the correct diagnosis.

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No surprise why they're not doing that Rockstar show. No one could stand to look at him for more than 5 minutes.
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