Happy Monday!

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

That made me laugh. thanks.

Speaking of Bush,

i watched him talk to some people in cleveland on t.v. this morning. After he was done, the first person he chose to ask him a question said something to the effect of: "so-and-so author wrote a book saying that radical christians are becoming more involved in politics and they say that what you are doing post 9/11 is ushering in the apocalypse as referrenced in the book of Revelation. Do you believe that this is true. If yes, why? If no, explain."

Bush laughed a nervous confused laugh and then started talking about Iran. Possibly what threw him off was his lack of understanding what Apocalypse means. Either way, it was one of the funniest monday experiences for me recently.

Such an odd question.

that bushie cracks me up!

Prolly confused as to who Paco was and why are you asking me questions about his lips???

"Who, 'Ol Paco Lips? That's what I call Ashcroft in closed quarters."