NMR: I am absolutely a horrible human being.

mutty · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:43 pm

Before I make any decisions in life, I ask myself, "What would OPA do?"

So far my wife has left me, my kids think I'm gay, no local taxis will pick me up, and all my internet friends think I'm an unstable asshole.

But my dog is still alive, so who am I to complain?

OPA! · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:44 pm

Max Wrote:

Before I make any decisions in life, I ask myself, "What would OPA do?"

So far my wife has left me, my kids think I'm gay, no local taxis will pick me up, and all my internet friends think I'm an unstable asshole.

But my dog is still alive, so who am I to complain?

Now that's funny.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:45 pm

Max Wrote:

Before I make any decisions in life, I ask myself, "What would OPA do?"

So far my wife has left me, my kids think I'm gay, no local taxis will pick me up, and all my internet friends think I'm an unstable asshole.

But my dog is still alive, so who am I to complain?

Absolute best post.

Sketch · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:45 pm

oldbulee Wrote:

Absolute best post.

Yup.

seamonster · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:00 pm

OPA! Wrote:

I felt I needed to express my opinion so that he can remember this feeling the next time he decides to leave a dog on a leash in the sun, and go about his day.

Seeing as how the title of this thread is I am absolutely a horrible human being I am sure that Hegel appreciates your insightful opinion (so contradictory to his original self-analysis!). To help him remember this valuable lesson, OPA, I would suggest you *bump* this topic once a day for the next year.

Dusty Chalk · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:31 pm

OPA! Wrote:

You're obviously failing to get mine.

No, I think pretty much everyone is getting your point -- you're a prick.

If it's something else, please -- enlighten us.

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:29 pm

Ahhh, good times.

Hegel · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:31 pm

I guess the social economy recovered from your a$$holeness OPA!. haha.

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:34 pm

I'm surprised I didn't get any death threats.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:35 pm

Hegel-Oh's Wrote:

I guess the social economy recovered from your a$$holeness OPA!. haha.

There's a joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

man, i wish i would've been around for this. you guys are brutal.

poor dog. i had to call the cops on my neighbors when they left their tiny puppy outside for an entire afternoon. the ground was icy and frozen and it couldn't have been more than twenty degrees out. he/she didn't even have shelter.

so, has your mom gotten a new dog? i'll bet she never asks you to watch the next doggy...

(i kid!)

soreal · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:44 pm

why is everyone bumping old threads? all feeling nostalgic are we?

Hegel · **Posted:** Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:27 pm

red Wrote:

man, i wish i would've been around for this. you guys are brutal.

poor dog. i had to call the cops on my neighbors when they left their tiny puppy outside for an entire afternoon. the ground was icy and frozen and it couldn't have been more than twenty degrees out. he/she didn't even have shelter.

so, has your mom gotten a new dog? i'll bet she never asks you to watch the next doggy...

(i kid!)

nah. not yet. She tried to get this other one that someone else owned already but she just couldn't handle being away from her original owner. Also, the really messed up part was that my sister and my dad and my brother in law were sort of happy that this dog didnt make it because they all hated it. I mean, I still feel bad, but at least the talk when my mom wasn't around was encouraging...

I don't think she really wanted that one small dog in the first place, but after getting it from the woman that couldn't take care of it anymore, she fell in love with it.

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