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Hegel
 Post subject: Middle-aged men And Soft-core porn...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:11 pm 
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It always trips me out when I am browsing through the new releases at my local movie store and some middle-aged dude is wandering around nearby. You see him pick up one of those soft-core porns from the shelf and you think he is going to just grab it and rent it. But, no. There is more. They ALWAYS, without fail, turn the box around and take a look at the description. I always laugh when this happens. As though the deciding factor for renting one of these things is the plot. Good god men, just rent it or don't rent it.
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I saw someone looking through a porno mag at the newsagent in Central Station and I just though "Woah, there's like 60,000 commuters in here and he's even turning the magazine on its side to look at the centre fold."

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I saw someone looking through a porno mag at the newsagent in Central Station and I just though "Woah, there's like 60,000 commuters in here and he's even turning the magazine on its side to look at the centre fold."


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Yeah, I'll go to Tower Records at lunch and check out the SK8 mags, which happen to be close to the prons as well as Stuff, Maxim etc. and I find it funny as crap at all the dudes there on their lunch break checking out the girlie mags..But they must have photographic memories, becasue I never see them go to the counter with them...
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Yeah, I'll go to Tower Records at lunch and check out the SK8 mags, which happen to be close to the prons as well as Stuff, Maxim etc. and I find it funny as crap at all the dudes there on their lunch break checking out the girlie mags..But they must have photographic memories, becasue I never see them go to the counter with them...


They have autostimulation down so well that they can come without showing it to anyway, or even touching it.

Watch for it next time. They'll prolly rock back on the balls of their feet, then slump forward, when they finish.
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zmontythemongoose Wrote:
The Obgoblin Wrote:
Yeah, I'll go to Tower Records at lunch and check out the SK8 mags, which happen to be close to the prons as well as Stuff, Maxim etc. and I find it funny as crap at all the dudes there on their lunch break checking out the girlie mags..But they must have photographic memories, becasue I never see them go to the counter with them...


They have autostimulation down so well that they can come without showing it to anyway, or even touching it.

Watch for it next time. They'll prolly rock back on the balls of their feet, then slump forward, when they finish.


doesn't physiology require rocking back to occur on one's heels?

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Chuck(e)D Wrote:
zmontythemongoose Wrote:
The Obgoblin Wrote:
Yeah, I'll go to Tower Records at lunch and check out the SK8 mags, which happen to be close to the prons as well as Stuff, Maxim etc. and I find it funny as crap at all the dudes there on their lunch break checking out the girlie mags..But they must have photographic memories, becasue I never see them go to the counter with them...


They have autostimulation down so well that they can come without showing it to anyway, or even touching it.

Watch for it next time. They'll prolly rock back on the balls of their feet, then slump forward, when they finish.


doesn't physiology require rocking back to occur on one's heels?


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Chuck(e)D Wrote:
zmontythemongoose Wrote:
The Obgoblin Wrote:
Yeah, I'll go to Tower Records at lunch and check out the SK8 mags, which happen to be close to the prons as well as Stuff, Maxim etc. and I find it funny as crap at all the dudes there on their lunch break checking out the girlie mags..But they must have photographic memories, becasue I never see them go to the counter with them...


They have autostimulation down so well that they can come without showing it to anyway, or even touching it.

Watch for it next time. They'll prolly rock back on the balls of their feet, then slump forward, when they finish.


doesn't physiology require rocking back to occur on one's heels?


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