Dear Obner,

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:10 pm

Are you awake?

Where's the lunch thread?

Where's the one thread which spawns countless parody threads?

Where's the next "I blew the wrong person" thread?

I'm home from work and I need a distraction.

What do I have to do to get a little entertainment around here on a Tuesday?

kisses and hugs,
stacey

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Where's the next "I blew the wrong person" thread?

Everyone is too overwrought by the plight of the seals.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:12 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Where's the one thread which spawns countless parody threads?

Dead and gone, I sincerely hope.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

work is busy as fuck. lunch in 1 hour (i am working from home the rest of the day)

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:15 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Where's the one thread which spawns countless parody threads?

Dead and gone, I sincerely hope.

Unfortunately, I don't think it will ever die, Cap'n. But look on the bright side, for every 37 parody threads, at least one is decent.

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:17 pm

I got off work early today...come on over...and bring an extra bottle of Listerine.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:19 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Where's the one thread which spawns countless parody threads?

Dead and gone, I sincerely hope.

Unfortunately, I don't think it will ever die, Cap'n. But look on the bright side, for every 37 parody threads, at least one is decent.

I could star a Deer Obner thread. But I'm not sure how accessible deer porn is, even with the help of google.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:31 pm

Billzebub Wrote:

Everyone is too overwrought by the plight of the seals.

Last week I was in a house owned for the last 30+ years by this couple who have both passed away within the last year and a half. Anyway, the decor was right out of the 60s, it was amazing. And the woman loved knickknacks and statues and pictures of cats. The foyer had blood red carpet and a mirrored wall and in the center was this large, fake tree with pink leaves. Underneath, there were dozens of animal figurines and one was a seal that looked exactly like my chihuahua.

Which has nothing to do with anything, but, you know, just so you know.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:32 pm

nobody Wrote:

I got off work early today...come on over...and bring an extra bottle of Listerine.

This works for me.

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

Everyone is too overwrought by the plight of the seals.

Last week I was in a house owned for the last 30+ years by this couple who have both passed away within the last year and a half. Anyway, the decor was right out of the 60s, it was amazing. And the woman loved knickknacks and statues and pictures of cats. The foyer had blood red carpet and a mirrored wall and in the center was this large, fake tree with pink leaves. Underneath, there were dozens of animal figurines and one was a seal that looked exactly like my chihuahua.

Which has nothing to do with anything, but, you know, just so you know.

Clear crystal doorknobs?

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:36 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

nobody Wrote:

I got off work early today...come on over...and bring an extra bottle of Listerine.

This works for me.

You don't mind if I'm just using you for your Listerine do you?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:37 pm

Billzebub Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Billzebub Wrote:

Everyone is too overwrought by the plight of the seals.

Last week I was in a house owned for the last 30+ years by this couple who have both passed away within the last year and a half. Anyway, the decor was right out of the 60s, it was amazing. And the woman loved knickknacks and statues and pictures of cats. The foyer had blood red carpet and a mirrored wall and in the center was this large, fake tree with pink leaves. Underneath, there were dozens of animal figurines and one was a seal that looked exactly like my chihuahua.

Which has nothing to do with anything, but, you know, just so you know.

Clear crystal doorknobs?

As well as a pink oven and lime green carpet in the kitchen.

I really should go back and take pictures.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:39 pm

nobody Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

nobody Wrote:

I got off work early today...come on over...and bring an extra bottle of Listerine.

This works for me.

You don't mind if I'm just using you for your Listerine do you?

I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:40 pm

I got no problem with the cheap stuff...I might be able to rustle up a bottle of Robotussin if I hunt around a bit.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:42 pm

Can we make Flaming Homers?

nobody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:42 pm

we can try...but I'm out of matches

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

you know i want that stove.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:45 pm

I know. I'mma see what's up with that tonight.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:50 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.

I have a dirty-but-functional question...

Let's put this in OPA terminology. Let's say OPA gargles a shitload of listerine, and then suddenly finds a naked cousin-in-law in front of him. Does it tingle for the in-law?

Twilightkid · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:51 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Can we make Flaming Homers?

I'm pretty sure that Moe created the drink!

[img][291:500]http://img110.echo.cx/img110/5356/haveaflamingmoe9yg.gif[/img]

OPA! · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:52 pm

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.

I have a dirty-but-functional question...

Let's put this in OPA terminology. Let's say OPA gargles a shitload of listerine, and then suddenly finds a naked cousin-in-law in front of him. Does it tingle for the in-law?

I don't know but I'm willing to try. Anyone?

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

I got same-sex cruised at the art store on my lunchhour.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:54 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I knew this and it is why I'm bringing Scope for you.

I have a dirty-but-functional question...

Let's put this in OPA terminology. Let's say OPA gargles a shitload of listerine, and then suddenly finds a naked cousin-in-law in front of him. Does it tingle for the in-law?

I don't know but I'm willing to try. Anyone?

My answer was there is only one way to find out.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:55 pm

NOTHINGFACE Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

Can we make Flaming Homers?

I'm pretty sure that Moe created the drink!

You're working for Moe now, I see.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:56 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

My answer was there is only one way to find out.

This is true, but I somehow don't think I'll get to be involved.

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