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 Post subject: Getting an erection is hard to do.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:37 pm 
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especially when you masturbate with barbecue sauce.

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
especially when you masturbate with barbecue sauce.


I suggest a switch to Tabasco.

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
especially when you masturbate with barbecue sauce.


yeah, i hear ya. that's why i've switched my entire penile balance from the viagra creme to the high yield pill with no additional fees.

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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
especially when you masturbate with barbecue sauce.


I like to take sandpaper, turn the grit side down and trace my hand in pencil. Cut it out, tape to my palm, and go to work.

That and put my balls in a meat grinder.

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or try bbq videos


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Death To Shoegaze666 Wrote:
especially when you masturbate with barbecue sauce.


I suggest a switch to Tabasco.


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