Mustache

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:01 pm

Tomorrow will be the last time I shave my upper lip in the next three months. It's a birthday present. A long, fuzzy, potentially celibate birthday present.

How do you think that this will affect / complement my mongering?

np: KCRW's morning becomes eclectic podcast of Arctic Monkeys live in studio.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

if you're anything like me you won't be able to look in a mirror for longer than half a second without laughing until it hurts.

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:02 pm

It all depends on the execution. If you end up with an Adam Morrison, it'll revoke your monger status completely. A nice child molestor stache will defintely bring you up the monger ladder though.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:03 pm

Ugh. I can't stand mustaches. Don't do it.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:03 pm

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:04 pm

PLEASE don't.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:05 pm

Morrison and Richard Simmons in your sig almost have the same face.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:05 pm

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:06 pm

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

PLEASE don't.

But I must - it's possibly the best birthday present ever. Hey, YOU'RE not the one risking three months of celibacy, here!

My views on the matter:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... ffdf177caa

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

HaqDiesel Wrote:

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

i am going to do this for a day or so just to piss my wife off. this beard has to go soon but the trash stache must stay.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:07 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

See, that's cheating, unfortunately. I can't do it that way.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:08 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

PLEASE don't.

Hey, YOU'RE not the one risking three months of celibacy, here!

My views on the matter:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... ffdf177caa

that's why I got married
bada bing!

quantumlust · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:09 pm

Actually, A mustache insures you three months of celibacy.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Tomorrow will be the last time I shave my upper lip in the next three months. It's a birthday present. A long, fuzzy, potentially celibate birthday present.

How do you think that this will affect / complement my mongering?

np: KCRW's morning becomes eclectic podcast of Arctic Monkeys live in studio.

Gross. I wouldn't give you a second look. Moustaches are for molesters.*

Beards are totally the way to go.

(*well, not really. I mean, Tom Selleck had one for donkey years and he's probably not a molester)

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:10 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

PLEASE don't.

But I must - it's possibly the best birthday present ever. Hey, YOU'RE not the one risking three months of celibacy, here!

My views on the matter:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... ffdf177caa

wait, birthday present for whom? Why would you deprive yourself of good looks and sex for your birthday? Masochist!

d · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:12 pm

Mrs. Neuro Wrote:

PLEASE don't.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

red Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Tomorrow will be the last time I shave my upper lip in the next three months. It's a birthday present. A long, fuzzy, potentially celibate birthday present.

How do you think that this will affect / complement my mongering?

np: KCRW's morning becomes eclectic podcast of Arctic Monkeys live in studio.

Gross. I wouldn't give you a second look. Moustaches are for molesters.*

Beards are totally the way to go.

(*well, not really. I mean, Tom Selleck had one for donkey years and he's probably not a molester)

i searched molester mustache on google and got this. so you are right

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:13 pm

Colin, when the women and gay men of the board are telling you don't, I suggest you listen to them.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:14 pm

seriously. no one's going to pound your ass looking like that, c.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:14 pm

Colin, you do that, and we are SO over.
(slams door, sashays out)

Senator LooGAR · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:15 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

grow a beard, then shave all but the mustache when it comes in. that way, you'll make sure you get a respectable stache before you creep yourself out so much you have to shave it.

This is the way that I have always done it. complement the stache by leaving Neil Young sideburns.

*Also -- Bonus points for a "Mustache Rides $1" T-Shirt and/or every time you say something like "I'll be thinking about you ALL week, baby" and then lick your lips.

It takes a real fucking man (like Tom Selleck) to really carry this off.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

OPA! Wrote:

Colin, when the women and gay men of the board are telling you don't, I suggest you listen to them.

totally. and i have great taste in the mens.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:21 pm

Hey, it's a done deal . . . all I can do is promise that I'll post pix and shave in July.

Radcliffe · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:22 pm

Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:

This is the way that I have always done it. complement the stache by leaving Neil Young sideburns.

I fully endorse the Lemmy-style muttonchops. You get your beer delivered fast with them things on your face.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:23 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Hey, it's a done deal . . . all I can do is promise that I'll post pix and shave in July.

we're not speaking.

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