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Borg166
 Post subject: Best. Robot. Ever.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:27 am 
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[img][412:500]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/slivs/freerobotsex.jpg[/img]
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I like how the JD is the box he uses iver his crotch.

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I'll take these robots over him any day,
even with the machine guns in their jubblies.

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yeah! baby!

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But seriously, would you screw a fem bot?

I would.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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As long as the vital parts were soft and warm

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But seriously, would you screw a fem bot?


Sure, why not especially if they looks like Cindy Margolis.

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Reasons not to screw a fembot... please add to list.

1. cold metallic vagina, potentially sharp edges?
2.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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Reasons not to screw a fembot... please add to list.

1. cold metallic vagina, potentially sharp edges?
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2. very hard tits

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Prince of Darkness Wrote:
Reasons not to screw a fembot... please add to list.

1. cold metallic vagina, potentially sharp edges?
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2. very hard tits


I always imagined that's what it would be like to shag a porn star.

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Reasons not to screw a fembot... please add to list.

1. cold metallic vagina, potentially sharp edges?
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3. Painful short circuit following male climax.





edit: and what better way to hit 5000 posts, than ^?

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DumpJack Wrote:
chowgurt Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
Reasons not to screw a fembot... please add to list.

1. cold metallic vagina, potentially sharp edges?
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2. very hard tits


I always imagined that's what it would be like to shag a porn star.


you mean like these?
TITS

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4. angry farmerbot with shotgun

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He had me at "free".

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SP just watch out for the paper cuts ok? All that cardboard and all.

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Do you think he comes equipped with a band aid dispenser?

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You should ALWAYS practice safe robot sex SP. Bring your own.

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 Post subject: Re: Best. Robot. Ever.
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Borg166 Wrote:
Re: Best. Robot. Ever.


Q. Best Robot Ever?
A. Hymie from Get Smart

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 Post subject: Re: Best. Robot. Ever.
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[img][403:500]http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/lee/115_fembot-bender.png[/img]

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Professor: "Bender! A robot sex change is a complex and dangerous procedure. Replacing your testosteroil with fembot lubricants can cause wild mood swings. And the effects may be irreversible. Well, let's get started."
Leela: "No, you can't!"
Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women..."
Bender: "Pfft."

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I don't know. My friend made a Nerdbot costume out of boxes that he spraypainted silver and wore while playing the keyboards for his band Planet Uranus.

Then he also made a Bibobot out of boxes that the juiceboxes of Bibo would come in. I wish I had photos.
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