I Had My First Dream Of An Obner Last Night.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:58 pm

the redworm Wrote:

I had a dream last night I was covered in ticks. It was the scariest dream I've ever had.

Speaking as a guy who once woke up to a tick crawling out of his taint (thought it was poison oak...couldn't see it), you SHOULD be scared. Shit will freak you out.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Cap'n Squirrgle Wrote:

Speaking as a guy who once woke up to a tick crawling out of his taint (thought it was poison oak...couldn't see it), you SHOULD be scared. Shit will freak you out.

speaking as a guy who's been bit by 2+ Lyme ticks, I promise I was very freaked out.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:03 pm

wait, 2?!?! Learn your lesson already, goddammit. Shit, if I'd been hit with that garbage twice, I'd start putting Top Spot on myself, label warnings be damned.

I had a roomate in college who got that shit racing for the UGA mtn bike team. Not. Fun.

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Promethium Wrote:

Are you saying I look like Joey Ramone, because somebody told my brother that he and I look like the Ramones with indie hair.

Yeah absolutely. No bad intentions in that, fucking cool if you ask me. More you than bruv.

Promethium · **Posted:** Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:27 pm

That's hillarious, I never thought I looked like Joey Ramone.
In college, everyone thought I looked like Billy Bob Thorton.
I've also been told I look like Mr. Bean, Paul Lamacq, Dr. McCoy on Star Trek and Charlie Watts of the Stones.

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

Promethium Wrote:

That's hillarious, I never thought I looked like Joey Ramone.
In college, everyone thought I looked like Billy Bob Thorton.
I've also been told I look like Mr. Bean, Paul Lamacq, Dr. McCoy on Star Trek and Charlie Watts of the Stones.

Haha Mr Bean. No not at all. Who's Paul Lamacq? Do you Mean Steve Lamacq, bbc radio one dj. No probably not. I think you are a dead ringer for Joey Ramone. Get that photo up on the obner flickr gallery. Every word you type from now is gospel for me!

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:50 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

FT Wrote:

I guess I'm just glad I finally made into SOMEBODY'S dream

No, you've made an appearance in a dream of mine, Bob.

That's RIGHT, Stacey! No offense, Chris, but this was a much better role...if I recall correctly. Is that the one where we wrote and hung out at the mall, Stace?

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:51 pm

Promethium Wrote:

I'm just glad this didn't involve giving FT a blowjob

Me, too. I'm actually not a fan of BJs in general, even from the ladies. Teeth always seem to cause issues.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:52 pm

FT Wrote:

Promethium Wrote:

I'm just glad this didn't involve giving FT a blowjob

Me, too. I'm actually not a fan of BJs in general, even from the ladies. Teeth always seem to cause issues.

Are you uncut?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

............................and it's time to delete this thread.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:13 pm

OPA! Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Promethium Wrote:

I'm just glad this didn't involve giving FT a blowjob

Me, too. I'm actually not a fan of BJs in general, even from the ladies. Teeth always seem to cause issues.

Are you uncut?

whatever, it looks like Bob carries the mark of quality.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:19 pm

God forbid I ask someone why he hates blow jobs. What? Don't evangelicals get their dicks sucked?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

does one being cut have to do with their liking blowjobs? At first i opened the egg roll thread instead of this and got a little confused....

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:41 pm

the redworm Wrote:

does one being cut have to do with their liking blowjobs?

Perhaps. It could get a bit tricky if you're uncut. If FT is uncut and his wife doesn't know what she's doing, there could be some discomfort involved.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

Maybe you should be teaching a blowjob class!

Promethium · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:45 pm

the redworm Wrote:

Maybe you should be teaching a blowjob class!

I can picture him now dressed similar to Andy Dick in Old School.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

ayah Wrote:

maybe you should hang out with me and stacey. we had an interesting blow job conversation just the other night.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:47 pm

ayah Wrote:

maybe you should hang out with me and stacey. we had an interesting blow job conversation just the other night.

And who's dick have you been sucking?

Rocktavius · **Joined:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:17 pm **Posts:** 178

haha joey ramone.

i'm in that family tree whom do i look like.

the non latin one.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:51 pm

You mean, they're are Latin people in Nebraska?

Rocktavius · **Joined:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:17 pm **Posts:** 178

an in small towns too. plenty of them.

i don't really have a famous person look.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

i'd think ben lee would come up a lot more....

Rocktavius · **Joined:** Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:17 pm **Posts:** 178

ben lee huh?

i forgot some people do say mo rocca.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:58 pm

I wasn't gonna mention it, but "oral" really doesn't do much for me, either. I am "cut" and have had several to perform. Guess I'm a tough nut to crack.

One thing we've learned for certain in this thread: Evangelicals hate blowjobs. :ashamed:

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

OPA! Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

maybe you should hang out with me and stacey. we had an interesting blow job conversation just the other night.

And who's dick have you been sucking?

honey, i been around.
i didn't always have the gay
(or at least know i did).
and even when i did...jus' sayin'.

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