I Had My First Dream Of An Obner Last Night.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:30 pm

OPA! Wrote:

God forbid I ask someone why he hates blow jobs. What? Don't evangelicals get their dicks sucked?

Attending church doesn't necessarily make one an evangelical...even though my church is "technically" known as ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America). I mainly joined for the keggers.

And, yes, circumcision was executed on my person shortly after my birth. It's not that I "hate" BJs, it's just there are many other carnal activities that rank higher on my list.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

ft - totally agree. i am agreeing with you way too much lately.

robotboy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:37 pm

i'm trying to understand the viewpoint of one who doesn't like blowjobs, and it's just not working. blowjobs are the things dreams are made of!

Kingfish · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:39 pm

robotboy Wrote:

i'm trying to understand the viewpoint of one who doesn't like blowjobs, and it's just not working. blowjobs are the things dreams are made of!

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

not saying I dont like 'em, i would just rather bang. i've been married for quite some time and all bj's do is make me fall asleep...much to my wife's displeasure.

OPA! · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:42 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

not saying I dont like 'em, i would just rather bang. i've been married for quite some time and all bj's do is make me fall asleep...much to my wife's displeasure.

No one ever falls asleep with me attached to their dick.

rogneeb · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm **Posts:** 12618

probably because they are freaked the fuck out that their cousin is sucking their dick.

and I meant - after - not during.

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

OPA! Wrote:

[No one ever falls asleep with me attached to their dick.

man, too bad i can't use this as my signature cuz it's a good one.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:15 pm

robotboy Wrote:

i'm trying to understand the viewpoint of one who doesn't like blowjobs, and it's just not working. blowjobs are the things dreams are made of!

I just would like to be able to kiss my wife on the mouth every now and then, without having to worry about the fact that my nasty schlong had been in there taking throat cultures.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:59 pm

FT Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

FT Wrote:

I guess I'm just glad I finally made into SOMEBODY'S dream

No, you've made an appearance in a dream of mine, Bob.

That's RIGHT, Stacey! No offense, Chris, but this was a much better role...if I recall correctly. Is that the one where we wrote and hung out at the mall, Stace?

You are correct, Sir. You may have even been the first CMJ/Obner to show up in one of my dreams.

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:00 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

FT Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

FT Wrote:

I guess I'm just glad I finally made into SOMEBODY'S dream

No, you've made an appearance in a dream of mine, Bob.

That's RIGHT, Stacey! No offense, Chris, but this was a much better role...if I recall correctly. Is that the one where we wrote and hung out at the mall, Stace?

You are correct, Sir. You may have even been the first CMJ/Obner to show up in one of my dreams.

Awesome!

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:00 pm

ayah Wrote:

maybe you should hang out with me and stacey. we had an interesting blow job conversation just the other night.

Girl talk!

FT · **Posted:** Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:02 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

maybe you should hang out with me and stacey. we had an interesting blow job conversation just the other night.

Girl talk!

For some reason, I envision the "carrots in the cafeteria" scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High with ayah playing the role of Phoebe Cates to SP's Jennifer Jason Leigh.

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