...you can't afford the 1 dollar train ride to university so you sleep in instead.

Check for change between the couch cushions. That's how we used to buy smokes, anyway. When they weren't $8 per pack, that is.

you know you're broke when...

...you haven't been drunk for three days.

its a game. add.

...when you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.

My mistake, I misread the thread title.

pay the pizza man in all pennies with no tip.

...don't have any money.

wait, did i do it right?

You're fun-ny

...you start saving aluminum cans.

Tried this, but gave my bags to a homeless dude.

:duh:

Edit: Where's the *duh* emoticon?

:thanks:

I saw a guy asking a homeless dude for a quarter. That was kind of funny.

huh? i haven't ever been drunk and i'm not broke.

i was broke, once. i searched my house for change and i took all of it to the store where i work and i sat in the break room rolling change to cash.
i ended up getting 15 dollars or something. i spent it on gas.

...you can't afford a stamp for your welfare application.

winner.

you start to sell of some of your cd collection to pay the rent, utiliies,car payment... That really sucks. I've had to do that a couple of times

you broke ass nigga go get n education n learn to follow others

.....you start siphoning petrol from your neighbours cars.

...you pay your rent with a cash advance from a credit card.

you stop siphoning gas from the neighbors car and start walking everywhere...cuz you cant afford to keep u're car running...let alone get gas.

... you eat a homeless man and blame it on global warming.