Does anyone on the board have missing fingers?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

because shaking hands with you motherfuckers is WEIRD. I mean, I have good friends who are missing fingers, but it never ceases to surprise me when I give that initial handshake....

that is all.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:07 pm

My grandfather is missing half of an index finger.

no guru · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:07 pm

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Fu Wrote:

My grandfather is missing half of an index finger.

Mine as well. He told me that he ate it when the Nazis kidnapped him.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:09 pm

fROSTED Wrote:

Did Shiv steal fa-ROSTED's log-in information?

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

red Wrote:

Mine as well. He told me that he ate it when the Nazis kidnapped him.

were they gonna use his fingerprints for identity theft or were there secret plans inside of it?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

the redworm Wrote:

red Wrote:

Mine as well. He told me that he ate it when the Nazis kidnapped him.

were they gonna use his fingerprints for identity theft or were there secret plans inside of it?

Who the hell knows. He won't tell anyone how or why he lost it, just that he lost it when he was kidnapped. Maybe Adolf chopped it off.

Dick Meatwood · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:18 pm

He was probably just hungry and didn't want to eat any gross German food.

Evil Dr. K · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:51 am **Posts:** 6327

Guss which on?

OPA! · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:19 pm

fROSTED Wrote:

Whoa. Subtle.

tentoze · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:21 pm

Nope, 10 of those as well.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:21 pm

If I HAD them, I wouldn't be missing them.

OPA! · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:22 pm

The other day while I was jerking off, I thought to myself, "Whoa. What if I didn't have any arms."

puma · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:22 pm

i don't know but my arm feels like it's about to fall off, i think i have carpel tunnel.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:24 pm

No, but I do have an extra finger on my right hand...

two guns holla · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:28 pm

I know a guy who basically just has a pinky and thumb (birth defect, I believe). Haven't shaken his hand yet, but if it comes to it, I'll just give him a pound.

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

I know of a guy who had a chunk of his ear bitten off.

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:30 pm

petecockroach Wrote:

I know of a guy who had a chunk of his ear bitten off.

His name was Evander Hollyfield

long gone · **Joined:** Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:53 pm **Posts:** 3262

PopTodd Wrote:

petecockroach Wrote:

I know of a guy who had a chunk of his ear bitten off.

His name was Evander Hollyfield

clever todd.

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:32 pm

PopTodd · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:35 pm

knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:

Should be in the H.O.F.
Only Robinson was better at 3B in his era.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:39 pm

OPA! Wrote:

The other day while I was jerking off, I thought to myself, "Whoa. What if I didn't have any arms."

Puma Wrote:

i don't know but my arm feels like it's about to fall off, i think i have carpel tunnel.

...related?

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:52 pm

I do not know anyone with missing fingers.

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:59 pm