Your Public Toilet Phobias and Fears - post them here

FT · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:17 pm

fickerson Wrote:

FT Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I guess I don't have many issues with public restrooms. I've definitely been in some unsavory ones, but you do what you have to do or you get out of there. I'm not dying as a result of a horrible bacterial infection or some such thing yet.

Reason # 6,924 why Stacey is awesome. Girls who aren't easily grossed out are cool.

someday i will be awesome. :cry:

Stacey doesn't have exclusive rights to awesome. You be cool, too, Ficky. Honestly, Obner has the greatest collection of ladies ever. All very cool and facile on los ojos. (I almost said "osos," but remembered that means "bears.")

np: Jerry Butler & Brenda Lee Eager - "Ain't Understanding Mellow"

FT · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:19 pm

the redworm Wrote:

FT Wrote:

[The only place I've ever been completely incapable of taking the Browns to the Super Bowl was the upstairs restroom at my high school, which had a line of six toilets with NO STALLS!!! Worse than prison, even.

one of many reasons I just don't understand Texas.

Stop trying to understand us and just bask in all our cocksure glory!

np: Daryll-Ann - "My Only World"

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

FT Wrote:

fickerson Wrote:

FT Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I guess I don't have many issues with public restrooms. I've definitely been in some unsavory ones, but you do what you have to do or you get out of there. I'm not dying as a result of a horrible bacterial infection or some such thing yet.

Reason # 6,924 why Stacey is awesome. Girls who aren't easily grossed out are cool.

someday i will be awesome. :cry:

Stacey doesn't have exclusive rights to awesome. You be cool, too, Ficky. Honestly, Obner has the greatest collection of ladies ever. All very cool and facile on los ojos. (I almost said "osos," but remembered that means "bears.")

np: Jerry Butler & Brenda Lee Eager - "Ain't Understanding Mellow"

Are you saying obnish women are tough on bears?

If you drink as much coffee as I do you learn to get over the fear of public pooping quickly. A little tip for those afraid of the splash, drop some tp in first. Its kind of like putting a cover on the pool, the kids dive in and rest on the surface. No splash!

FT · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:32 pm

billy g Wrote:

Are you saying obnish women are tough on bears?

No, that would be the rest of the NFC.

Doesn't "facile" mean "easy?"

np: Cloud Eleven - "Blue Butterfly"

billy g · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:41 pm **Posts:** 9020

FT Wrote:

billy g Wrote:

Are you saying obnish women are tough on bears?

No, that would be the rest of the NFC.

Doesn't "facile" mean "easy?"

np: Cloud Eleven - "Blue Butterfly"

Yes...This is hardly worth explaining but I just noticed that you seemed to backing away from the idea that the obnish women might be easy on bears. I was just wondering what you thought obnish women had against bears.

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:53 pm

I thought Lump took care of the bears.

FT · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:00 pm

billy g Wrote:

FT Wrote:

billy g Wrote:

Are you saying obnish women are tough on bears?

No, that would be the rest of the NFC.

Doesn't "facile" mean "easy?"

np: Cloud Eleven - "Blue Butterfly"

Yes...This is hardly worth explaining but I just noticed that you seemed to backing away from the idea that the obnish women might be easy on bears. I was just wondering what you thought obnish women had against bears.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm not a very strong swimmer.

np: GnR - "You Could Be Mine"

wenchlette · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:05 pm

FT Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

I guess I don't have many issues with public restrooms. I've definitely been in some unsavory ones, but you do what you have to do or you get out of there. I'm not dying as a result of a horrible bacterial infection or some such thing yet.

Reason # 6,924 why Stacey is awesome. Girls who aren't easily grossed out are cool.

Golly Bob, you're swell to me. I'mma make you a mix.

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