And everytime I see the poster for the film "Racing Stripes", I think of pubic topiary.

How can you mix Babe with Seabiscuit?

Don't know if this movie will work.

Works for me. The title makes me think of bush, and the voices include Mandy Moore and Snoop Dogg (as a dog, har har).

This will slay me.

They quit making that Fruit Striped Chewing Gum a few years ago because of it's affiliation with pubic topiary, as well.

Ooooooooh, lesbians with racing stripes.

Would they be generally hot lesbians, though?

BUT it does have David Alan Grier.

Nope.

'Pubic Topiary'? What the lard does that mean? And what in the name of the Pete's Pickles does it have to do with zebras?

Going from the ads and commercials this quite possibly could be the shittiest film ever made.

And you can still buy Fruit Stripe gum here in Hawaii.

I thought the pubic topiary was a "landing strip" whereas a streak in the back of the drawers was a "racing stripe", not to be confused with "snail trails".

always heard this referred to as "skid marks"

Racing-stripe, landing-strip, treasure-trail (rarely) = pubic pruning

Skid-marks, Hershey-stains = poopy pants