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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:57 pm 
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2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.


"AAAHHHHHH, I hate velcro, that TEARING sound!"

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Bill Shatner can proudly ride a horse until he's 200. I'm not gonna bitch about it. But I guess he doesn't "ride a pony" as such.

Also, I reserve the right to air drum anywhere I please.

And, sometimes you ain't GOT more than 10 dollars for gas. Too bad, jack. Gotta get to work somehow.


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Billzebub of that ilk Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
I'll add:

-Wear a jersey with another man's name on it.


Why not?

<=== proudly sports both a Billy Kilmer Redskins jersey and a Rod Langway Caps sweater.


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Feel free to wear the jersey with another man's name on it, just remember that you are legally giving him the right to "take your manhood"


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And i don't wear jerseys i'm thirty plus
Give me a crisp pair of jeans nigga button ups

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 Post subject: Re: things men shouldn't do over 30
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:09 pm 
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26. Air drum.


This is the ONLY one of these that I do. I catch myself doing it sometimes in public and have to stop. But fuck it, I don't have my drum set anymore.


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 Post subject: Re: things men shouldn't do over 30
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:17 pm 
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mojo Wrote:
2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.


That I still have this is ridiculous because it's grey with some big pieces of velcro to hold it together. However, since it's a device to hold bills and plastic and still does the job, I couldn't EVER imagine going wallet shopping because it doesn't fit with my over-30 image. That would be fucking pathetic.

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<----- recently bought a new ORANGE AND RED velcro wallet in Rome.

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I was guilty of 37 on Friday. When you're 6'2" and not doing 37 means you're sitting in the backseat of a BMW 325 with 2 other people & you're head is tilted to side to avoid it rubbing on the ceiling for a trip that's about 15 miles you're gonna call shotgun too.

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I was guilty of 37 on Friday. When you're 6'2" and not doing 37 means you're sitting in the backseat of a BMW 325 with 2 other people & you're head is tilted to side to avoid it rubbing on the ceiling for a trip that's about 15 miles you're gonna call shotgun too.


I generally don't have to call Shotgun....most people just defer to me at this point ;)

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Senator NMI LooGAR Wrote:
Damen Wrote:
I was guilty of 37 on Friday. When you're 6'2" and not doing 37 means you're sitting in the backseat of a BMW 325 with 2 other people & you're head is tilted to side to avoid it rubbing on the ceiling for a trip that's about 15 miles you're gonna call shotgun too.


I generally don't have to call Shotgun....most people just defer to me at this point ;)


When you're boasting a glock in your waistband, that is to be expected.


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 Post subject: Re: things men shouldn't do over 30
PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:46 pm 
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54. Read The Fountainhead.


Come on now. 30? More like 20.

On that note, I'd definitely be thrilled to hear anyone end a phone call with "later skater."


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:54 pm 
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2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.

16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.

18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.

19. Give shout-outs.

26. Air drum.

36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.

37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

41. Purchase fireworks.

52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.


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33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"

i'll have to tell my friend this. it's quite rude...but funny as hell.

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13. Tap on the glass.

what does this mean?


like, to get peoples attention before you make a toast, right?


That was my original thought, but now I think it's more in line with snakes at the zoo.

I cannot get behind the whippits ban, however.

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I cannot get behind the whippits ban, however.


i could go for some hippie crack.

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50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

what wrong with this? I have several friends over 30 who 'home brew'.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:37 am 
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Fu Wrote:
Yail Bloor Wrote:
jewels santana Wrote:
13. Tap on the glass.

what does this mean?


like, to get peoples attention before you make a toast, right?


That was my original thought, but now I think it's more in line with snakes at the zoo.

I cannot get behind the whippits ban, however.


I was thinking fish tanks.


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50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

what wrong with this? I have several friends over 30 who 'home brew'.


Precisely... Look at Chuck(e)d. He'll be thirty in a year or two, and I imagine he'll still be home-brewing. Hell, isn't Chase already thirty? He still home-brews, no?


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I'd like to still be homebrewing. Lost all my gear in one of those moves.

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Yes, homebrewing should be removed from the list... or at least with the caveat that homebrewing should be done by people who appreciate fine beer, as I know ChuckD, Cap'n, and my husband do.


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things men shouldn't do at any age:

read magazines which cater to dandies.

then there is the thriving frat rat/pin up combo genre.

and men's health, i guess, is Prevention meets that narcissistic, wannabe playa genre.

then the black versions either combine with basketball or big butts. mostly butts.

a men's mag for non-sheep would die for lack of advertisers (of useless crap).


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 Post subject: Re: things men shouldn't do over 30
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4. Hacky sack.

Unless you're good at it.

6. Hang art with tape.

Shutup. It's my house.

10. Skip.

Skipping is good for the heart. Just do it inside your own house.

12. Let his father do his taxes.

He was terrified of taxes.

14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"

"Why yes, thank you for asking, sir/madam."

17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.

Unless your cat really does look like Smeagol

21. Hug amusement-park characters.

Unless you're drunk.

25. Request extra sprinkles.

Fuck off. Sprinkles rule.

26. Air drum.

Will do this until I die.

28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.

See 25

29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.

Unless she/he's hott

30. Sleep on a bare mattress.

Sometimes the sheets are in the wash.

34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.

But I'm Michael Keaton.

35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.

I can't help it if you can't get laid, Esquire

39. Whine.

It's called "venting"

40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."

Esquire doesn't even have dreams. Only pisses on other peoples.

43. Ride a pony.

And Esquire's never even seen a tree up close

50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

God, Esquire's a moron.

52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.

That's only 3 gallons right now, douche.

53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.

Large amount, prominently displayed

54. Read The Fountainhead.

Stupid bitch, Ayn

55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.

It's awesome.

57. Own a vanity plate.

Unless it reads "Papi"



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knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:
aFreshStart4Me Wrote:
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

what wrong with this? I have several friends over 30 who 'home brew'.


Precisely... Look at Chuck(e)d. He'll be thirty in a year or two, and I imagine he'll still be home-brewing. Hell, isn't Chase already thirty? He still home-brews, no?


i think chase is dead. either getting married or homebrewing took him out.

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knoblauch, p.i. Wrote:
aFreshStart4Me Wrote:
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

what wrong with this? I have several friends over 30 who 'home brew'.


Precisely... Look at Chuck(e)d. He'll be thirty in a year or two, and I imagine he'll still be home-brewing. Hell, isn't Chase already thirty? He still home-brews, no?


i think chase is dead. either getting married or homebrewing took him out.


he posted today in the hip hop forum.

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aFreshStart4Me Wrote:
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

what wrong with this? I have several friends over 30 who 'home brew'.


Yeah, this one doesn't make sense. Older dudes are the home-brewer types. That shit is hard and expensive.


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things men shouldn't do over 30

shouldnt do over 30 yo women


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