i figure if Wilco is around another 20 years he's going to run out of dudes in chicago.

as soon as one of them dies im so in on the rolling stones. keith's number has to be coming up soon.

I think I have a shot to play with
Red Plastic Buddah

And, in my fantasies, I play lead guitar with Matthew Sweet. Of course, in my fantasies, I also play like Robert Quine.

My theory is that, sooner or later, everybody in the world will be in Oasis.
Or at least in the UK.

i hope to be the wrens' merch table guy one day.

KPH

I figure I could be the next drummer for AC/DC, considering they have pretty much the same beat for every single song.

I'm thinking I could probably give Meg White a run for the money as well.

Uhhh...the Scissor Sisters?

There's a joke running around that all the ex-wilco members are gonna start a band called won'tco.

If he ever gets rid of Stirrat, i'm busting down doors.

I don't know. Which bands need a triangle player?

Snort! I could put paid to that theory right now.

Even this guy could

Yeah, but that's the one player I don't think he'll ever kick out. If anything, John will leave on his own accord. After all, his band with Pat Sansone, Autumn Defense, does well. As does the little band that him and his sister Laurie have going on.

So then when that happens you'll have a shot phil.

I think I'm as good as anyone in Ashlee's Simpson's band.

Punk-rock-a-rocka, go!!!

I think I could give Dusty Hill a run for his money on bass, too.

No disrespect meant to ZZ Top, who are great, but Hill isn't exactly Mr. Thump Stick. The most basic bassist around who still manages to be impressive.

Maybe, but you wouldn't look as sexy striking a cymbal.

I don't mind wearning a robe, so I'm a prime candidate for The Polyphonic Spree.

Maybe you could reprise Will Ferrell's stint as cowbell-maestro in BOC. I bet that would look good in a robe.

So there is this terrible (possibly worst in the whole fucking world) band Kottonmouth Kings. THey have some weirdo who wears weird costumes and does robot like dances. I could handle that.

Disclaimer: I only know of this band due to friends who smoke way to much weed and thus believe anything associated with it is cool. This is as many know, not the case.

Not to mention I play a mean cowbell.

I thought that was Michael Anthony?

I'm sure I can can handle the slideshow projector for the The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players if the mom is ever unable to do the task.

Supposing she should decide to have the family put the project on hiatus while she would attend chef's school, and following, when the family would return to touring, she would be inclined to produce more elaborate pastry and such, I could see you being asked to take over the projector.