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cemeterypolka: hi
gauchebag: hi
cemeterypolka: did you get any bread
gauchebag: haha
it's 514am in france
maybe if i go to the bakery in 45 minutes
cemeterypolka: oh wow
its 11:15
pm
gauchebag: but it wouldn't be free, it would be piping hot and fresh
yeah it's getting late
you have school tomorrow?
ayah has joined.
cemeterypolka: yeah i have school tomorrow
gauchebag: now this gets going
cemeterypolka: and i don 't really care
at all
gauchebag: of course you don't
cemeterypolka: im going to a concert tomorrow night
gauchebag: who
ayah: what's up pierre?
cemeterypolka: and working the following three days
gauchebag: rien de tout
cemeterypolka: and tending to my sister wit ha wounded heart
and castrating the boyfriend who hurt her
gauchebag: what happened to her
ah
castration should really be a last resort
cemeterypolka: hes been cheating on her. i left him a comment on his myspace regarding his karma
ayah: castration? yikes.
cemeterypolka: yeah he deserves it
gauchebag: nothing is up navratilova...i'm just procrastinating
cemeterypolka: i cant express the passionate hatred i feel for him right now
ayah: how old is your sister, elizabeth?
cemeterypolka: almost 21
gauchebag: what does that do for your karma though, talking about his karma
cemeterypolka: hes 30
its his problem
gauchebag: ahahah
he's 30
cemeterypolka: well. an eye for an eye
gauchebag: girls are so funny
cemeterypolka: not that i believe in the bible or anything
gauchebag: isn't that hamurrabi?
is he biblical?
cemeterypolka: hey. he's 30. he's getting grey hairs already
oh
hahaha
gauchebag: that's bad news
cemeterypolka: HAHAHA
its bad news that i'm a retard
thank you.
gauchebag: haha
cemeterypolka: i always thought it was t he bible
gauchebag: it's okay i just saw the actual code in paris
cemeterypolka: no
gauchebag: it might be related to bible
cemeterypolka: that's cool.
ayah: my daughter had a friend whose bf treated her like shit and then spread rumors about her. this was freshman year so she hired another boy to beat the hell out of him and he did.
cemeterypolka: hahahahaha
that's amazing
i want to do something terrible to him
like soak his clothes in pickle juice
put nair in his shampoo
he's obsessed with his clothes and hair
gauchebag: you could hire me to beat him up
ayah: yeah, even though we had to say as parents that it was wrong, we were all like YEAS!
cemeterypolka: and put tampons in his gas tank
gauchebag: i wouldn't deliver on that anytime soon
what would tampons do to a gas tank?
is it like sugar?
cemeterypolka: soak up his gas
gauchebag: ah ha
cemeterypolka: i dont know
gauchebag: so they are aborbant these tampons of which you speak?
cemeterypolka: someone wanted to do it to someone they hated
ayah: he'll get his due. my ex cheated on me for the last 3 years of our relationship and ended up with herpes.
cemeterypolka: yeah he has herpes
im not kidding
gauchebag: whaaaa
cemeterypolka: diagnosed and everything
gauchebag: 30 year old greybeard with herpes
ayah: well then she should be glad.
gauchebag: does your sister smoke crack?
cemeterypolka: no
gauchebag: (no offense)
ayah: hahahah
cemeterypolka: i know. she loved him too muc hfor her own good
gauchebag: that never ends well
it's like me and that asian girl in that signature
cemeterypolka: hahaha
gauchebag: i'm serious though
ayah: that 12 year old?
gauchebag: she's not 12 laura
she's a nursing student
cemeterypolka: thats something you made up
gauchebag: haha
not me
ayah: is she a real person you know? i had no idea.
cemeterypolka: but youre convincing yourself its true
gauchebag: it's a nice thing to believe
nurse is a good profession
cemeterypolka: and pretty soon you'll be hanging out with friends telling them about an asian n ursing student youre dating in the US
gauchebag: haha
i even have a picture of her
cemeterypolka: hahahaha
gauchebag: regarde moi ca pierre
cemeterypolka: a gif file
gauchebag: i'll have to get it to stop doing that animated sequence though
i like the colors they chose for our names in here
the autumn motif
cemeterypolka: i li ke autumn
gauchebag: best time of the year
indian summertime
cemeterypolka: ayah i have a customer that reminds me of you
ayah: i look terrible in brown.
why? does she shoplift?
gauchebag: i could loan you red?
cemeterypolka: she's artsy, but she's not an artist. so she's not like yo uin that regard
gauchebag: haha
cemeterypolka: hahaha
but she is cynical and amazing
gauchebag: like all worthwhile people
ayah: whythank you and tell that to the woman i had a date with last night.
gauchebag: the french chick?
too happy was she?
ayah: yup. turns out she's not french but loves languages like you.
cemeterypolka: shes a liar
my ear is bleeding
ayah: who me? but of course
cemeterypolka: no
your date
gauchebag: that's pretty bad
the linguistic misrepresentation
i try to do that sometimes
ayah: oohh. she's not a liar but an intellectual who thinks waaaay too much.
gauchebag: with american tourists in aix
cemeterypolka: i like this customer. she's really awesome. and if i met you in person i have a feeling you guys would be alike.
gauchebag: if they're lost, i start talking to them in english with a french accent
that way they think french people are nice
cemeterypolka: my ear really wont stop bleeding
so im sitting here typing about it
gauchebag: and they go back home talking about the nice french boy who showed them the church
ayah: pull the fork out.
gauchebag: jab it witha qtip
cemeterypolka: no its not bleeding there
its bleeding near the top
gauchebag: like where you might have pierced it
this is not my field of expertise
ayah: you are a nice french boy and i want you to wait until my daughter is 24 and date her. she would like you. a lot.
gauchebag: i could tell you how to ask for help once you got to the french hospital though
that's creepy
how old is she? 12 like my asian girl?
cemeterypolka: hey i have a job interview tomorrow
gauchebag: who with
ayah: smart.
cemeterypolka: clothing store. pays more. better hours.
you get discounts
and you dont have a dress code
gauchebag: discounts can be bad news though
cemeterypolka: and then im going to ask the manager of the record store if i can apply for a job
gauchebag: you spend your entire paycheck and more at the place
oh man that's an even worse/better idea
cemeterypolka: and hopefully he'll say yes. because the other guys i talk to there gave me encouragement
ayah: no dress code at a clothing store? impossible.
gauchebag: you have to wear their clothes don't you
i've seen the people at the gap
cemeterypolka: no
ayah: usually or similar.
gauchebag: (the only clothing store i ever go to)
sadly
ayah: yeah, the gap is a cult.
cemeterypolka: it wouldnt be a problem if i did because i buy clothes from them a lot
gabber901 has joined.
gauchebag: who is this
cemeterypolka: name yourself
my ear.
ayah: speak up heathen.
gabber901: king
cemeterypolka: little drops of blood
gauchebag: do you get a discount on avocados if you work at the supermarket?
i love avocados
ayah: avacados...mmmm.
gauchebag: i knew you would love avocados
cemeterypolka: do i get ANYTHING but bullshit from cunthole customers and my asshole manager from the supermarket?
gauchebag: hahha
yes
cemeterypolka: no
the correct answer is no
gauchebag: no i mean "YES!"
like "awesome comment!"
paranoidandroid has joined.
ayah: i just ate some this afternoon. slices of avacado in a warm corn tortilla. simple yet yummy.
cemeterypolka: i havent even gotten a raise
a year and 8 months
gauchebag: capitalism sucks
oh man, avocado with anything
paranoidandroid: yeah it does
cemeterypolka: im going to shoot myself if i dont get this job
gauchebag: my favorite thing to eat here,a nd it's mad cheap
rice
with sardines
and avocado
cemeterypolka: sardines?
ew
gabber901 is now Mr.Cool
gauchebag: no not ew
yum
ayah: oh that sounds terrific. again, simple.
gauchebag: exactly
you just cook the rice, dump it all together and stir a little bit
cemeterypolka: i want some french toast
gauchebag: costs like a euro
well then you're better off in virginia
ayah: where's phil?
gauchebag: that doesn't exist here
is that mr. cool?
cemeterypolka: i didn't even remember you were i nfrance
that wasn't supposed to be a joke
gauchebag: believe it
cemeterypolka: i love french toast
gauchebag: how about French Toast Crunch (R)
cemeterypolka: no!
ayah: no.
gauchebag: correct answer
+5 for both of you
cemeterypolka: cinnamon toast crunch or nothing. i hated french toast crunch
and thats not even my favorite
gauchebag: what is
cemeterypolka: fruity pebbles, captain crunch, apple jacks, cookie crisp, lucky charms
i'm big on cereal
paranoidandroid: French toast Crunch is good as far as ceral goes
gauchebag: good choices
ayah: i like plain cereal. cheerios w/bananas or maybe life.
gauchebag: lucky charms, apple jacks i approve of highly
cemeterypolka: i love cheerios
gauchebag: yeah bananas
cemeterypolka: honey nut
paranoidandroid: Ceral in general is just bad though
gauchebag: drop a chopped up banana in anything and it's awesome
cemeterypolka: i like smart start, too
gauchebag: in yogurt
cemeterypolka: the oats in t hat are amazing
gauchebag: in cheerios
with sardines
ayah: yes, bananas or raspberries.
cemeterypolka: hahaha
gauchebag: JK HAHA LOL
oh man i've been up too long
cemeterypolka: yeah why the hell are you awake
gauchebag: oh god raspberries
i love those so much
cemeterypolka: its 5:30 am apparently
gauchebag: they respect the raspberry so much more in europe
i am "working on a paper"
"reading a novel"
and "watching films"
for my finals this week
all very actively as you can see
ayah: i had the most fabulous cheesecake last week topped with huge, fat fresh blackberries and it was awesome.
gauchebag: oh god
blackberries
stop
the best yogurt they have here
paranoidandroid: that sounds great
Mr.Cool: yes. stop.
gauchebag: is an 8 pack that is half raspberry half blackberry
it's heaven
in little plastic cartons
ayah: oh man, that sounds good.
cemeterypolka: tiramisu cheesecake is the best on earth
gauchebag: ::hannibal lester tongue slurpiing noise::
i always go back and forth on tiramisu
sometimes i love it
ayah: hahahaha...fava beans
gauchebag: sometimes i feed it to my dog
ayah: haha
gauchebag: i don't have a dog
not anymore
time to put on disc of chlii peppers
disc 1 thorougly sucked
2 songs that i might even pretend to call good
and every song is like 5 minutes long
ayah: yeah, timis sent it to0 me but i'm not a fan at all.
gauchebag: they couldn't even glisten over the shit
yeah it kind of blows
i liked by the way even
but this is just a step in that direction but even further and with worse songs
4 years later, 40+ songs to choose from, and this is what they end up with
yikes
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Once she loved a boy. But he did not love her.
His name was Jun. Disillusioned she tried to forget.
She left everything and traveled to the other world.
But life was like a dream.
A series of meaningless movement.
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