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Well I chalk one up to God I guess for the "ease of entry" thing with the banana. But can you keep seeds out of grapes please? Thanks.


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I pinch the bottom of the banana and peel them that way. That's how monkeys do it. And I evolved from monkeys. Partially.

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I wish I would've taped the show in which they tried to say dinosaurs never existed. That was by far the best.

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Somebody needs to post the vid of Peppa deep-throating the banana. Or was it Salt? Can't remember....


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Yeah, the smiling, unwavering chipperness of Young Earth creationists is a testament to the power of Flanders.

Used to program this kind of show on the Christian station I worked at a decade ago and the most striking things about these dudes were their steadfastness in generating non-scientific silliness AND how pleasant and amiable they were in that steadfastness.

There are a number of Young Earth scientists who are much more formidable than this pair, though. Ones who can make archaeology and biblical record seem to match far more convincingly


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So when do they tackle the watermelon? Or fugu?

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It's exactly the right shape for the human mouth.

You know what else is exactly the right shape for the human mouth?












Celery.


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i can barely eat a banana without laughing

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Fu Wrote:
So when do they tackle the watermelon? Or fugu?


god made one fruit perfectly, how can you question the fact that everything else is a bit of a pain in the ass?

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jewels santana Wrote:
Fu Wrote:
So when do they tackle the watermelon? Or fugu?


god made one fruit perfectly, how can you question the fact that everything else is a bit of a pain in the ass?


yeah,
and doesn't a fruit fitted to our hand
make a great argument in favor of evolution?

this guy just wanted to get all gay on the banana, infront of his buddy

not that i wouldnt do the same

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