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shiv
 Post subject: don't invite me to your party
PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:33 am 
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i just remembered that i was at a party last night and couldn't be bothered to go look for the bathroom so i just went upstairs and peed in the hallway. i have no idea whose house it was.

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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:35 am 
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i was exceptionally drunk.

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Do you have any contusions on your head?
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nope. i'm amazed no one came upstairs and caught me.

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That is fucking AWESOME. Like Busty shittin in washing machines.

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awesome shiv....i got a good laugh out of that

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I would laugh if i hadn't contemplated it several times before...
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If you're that drunk you must have a cup or bottle around somewhere. Christ. You are so not invited to the new-house party.
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tell me it was hardwood and not carpet.

Either way, if you ever need a place in chicago, i'm inclined to think twice about it now.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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even opa peed in a cab...not somebody's house.
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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:27 pm 
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hardwood.

also, i wouldn't have done this if it was the house of someone i knew.

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No, he's the Leaking Lizard King.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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No, he's the Leaking Lizard King.


Well he's some kind of king.

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i can't believe there wasn't at least a window nearby.
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i've pissed in a few inappropriate places in my day

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That was your own bedroom.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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yeah, that was a dark time

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Damn. Jon... :shaking head:
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Damn. Jon... :nono:

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My friend used to do that and he would deny it up and down. Last time he came to visit we put newspapers on the bed for him.

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Unless you were in a mansion or some ridiculously huge place, there's always a bathroom nearby in homes/apartments. Shame shame.

My ex used to leave "surprises" in the toilets of bad hosts.

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My ex used to leave "surprises" in the toilets of bad hosts.


and you feel guilty because...?
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