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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:30 am

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Prince of Darkness Wrote:

guys may be dumb, but girls are just out and out cruel

mmm...not sure i can contest this.

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Prince of Darkness

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:31 am

frostingspoon

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pumachik Wrote:

dude, men are retarded. simple as that.

No, you're retarded.

No, YOU'RE retarded!

No, you're RETARDED!

C'mon, just let shiv talk about how chicks fucking suck for one thread without pissing in it.

After all, pissing where you're not supposed to is clearly his job.

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I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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wilked

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:32 am

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shiv Wrote:

also, after sleeping with me (no sex) like 7, 8 times

looks about 5-6 times too many

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:32 am

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wilked Wrote:

looks about 7-8 times too many

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Mick

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:33 am

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ayah Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

i dunno, first time it's happened to me. just cuddling in bed mostly and then a "noooooo" if you ty putting your hand down their pants. haha

and then they fall asleep? overnight?
wow.

that's gotta suck. Why would she stay over night? In your bed? With you?

Was there any degree of nakedness?

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shiv

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:35 am

Rape Gaze

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fuck it. i made some good friends through her, that's all i need.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:35 am

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seriously, if i was with someone who i really wanted to BE with, i doubt i could help myself and instead of turning into a pouting asshole (me not you) i would leave. although i have been known to be a pouting asshole if someone i'm with is not in the mood.

but really: did a movie just let out?

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HaqDiesel

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:36 am

frostingspoon

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Location: Hill

shiv Wrote:

fuck it. i made some good friends through her, that's all i need.

that, and this chair. but that's ALL i need.

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Prince of Darkness

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:37 am

frostingspoon

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On to better things, but in the meantime, go throw on Double Jeopardy or A Time to Kill, and rub one out to Ashley Judd.

That goes for you too, Laura.

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Flying Rabbit Wrote:

I don't eat it every morning, I do however, pull it out sometimes.

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shiv

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:38 am

Rape Gaze

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Location: bitch i'm on the internet

funny that the girl i've been chatting with on friendster recently is 10 times hotter than the girl i've been hanging with. maybe i'm retarded.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:39 am

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Prince of Darkness Wrote:

On to better things, but in the meantime, go throw on Double Jeopardy or A Time to Kill, and rub one out to Ashley Judd.

That goes for you too, Laura.

i like to think my methods of entertaining myself are a little more sophistcated thatn just rubbing one out. i know how girls like to be treated.

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wilked

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:39 am

Major Label Sell Out

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shiv Wrote:

fuck it. i made some good friends through her, that's all i need.

That and this website

http://www.7floor.net/inside.php

NSFW, but some excellent erotiphotography

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wenchlette

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:40 am

The Listerine Queen

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 pm
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Location: vermont

ayah Wrote:

seriously, if i was with someone who i really wanted to BE with, i doubt i could help myself and instead of turning into a pouting asshole (me not you) i would leave. although i have been known to be a pouting asshole if someone i'm with is not in the mood.

Less assimilating, more ripping clothes off.

It's simple.

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shiv

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:41 am

Rape Gaze

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wilked Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

fuck it. i made some good friends through her, that's all i need.

That and this website

http://www.7floor.net/inside.php

NSFW, but some excellent erotiphotography

yeah. tits.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:42 am

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SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

seriously, if i was with someone who i really wanted to BE with, i doubt i could help myself and instead of turning into a pouting asshole (me not you) i would leave. although i have been known to be a pouting asshole if someone i'm with is not in the mood.

Less assimilating, more ripping clothes off.

It's simple.

oooh you and your wicked tongue.
but...YEAH!

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shiv

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:43 am

Rape Gaze

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Location: bitch i'm on the internet

holy.fucking.nsfw.shit

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:44 am

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shiv Wrote:

holy.fucking.nsfw.shit

hahahahahahaha.
boys are so simple.

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deenalikesfood

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:45 am

High School Poet

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Location: Austin

Man, I feel for you.

I think when it comes to relationships there are some men and women who just don't get it.

POD and I have a friend who sends mixed messages like this all the time. We have fixed her up with some quality men and she has managed to fuck up everything, everytime.

She'll go out with the poor bastard and have a good time. However, she fails to give the guy any indications of interest. Then, she waits a week to call him and thank him for dinner. She'll then end up canceling their next plans for a "legitimate" reason like being tired or having to work the next day. I keep telling her she might as well tell him she has to re-string all her shoelaces. After about three weeks, she'll call me all upset wondering what happened. We have vowed to never set her up again.

I think men and women can both be retarded. However, women definately run the relationship in the early stages and many don't bother to take your feelings into consideration.

On behalf of my gender, my apologies for the way she treated you and fuck the ho, her loss.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:46 am

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deenalikesfood Wrote:

On behalf of my gender, my apologies for the way she treated you and fuck the ho, her loss.

traitor.

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splates

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:46 am

Forever moderating your hearts

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Location: Auckland, NZ

friendzoning sucks

its happened to all of us

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wenchlette

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:47 am

The Listerine Queen

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 pm
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Location: vermont

ayah Wrote:

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

seriously, if i was with someone who i really wanted to BE with, i doubt i could help myself and instead of turning into a pouting asshole (me not you) i would leave. although i have been known to be a pouting asshole if someone i'm with is not in the mood.

Less assimilating, more ripping clothes off.

It's simple.

oooh you and your wicked tongue.
but...YEAH!

I censored myself. I thought it best. With the "mood" I'm in right now it could have been much worse.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:49 am

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all bets are off at this point.
i'm mad as hell and am going to eat myself into oblivion.

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shiv

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:49 am

Rape Gaze

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Location: bitch i'm on the internet

ayah Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

holy.fucking.nsfw.shit

hahahahahahaha.
boys are so simple.

i should tell the girl she can make it up to me if she just shows me her 38dd's, huh?

deenalikesfood Wrote:

Man, I feel for you.

I think when it comes to relationships there are some men and women who just don't get it.

POD and I have a friend who sends mixed messages like this all the time. We have fixed her up with some quality men and she has managed to fuck up everything, everytime.

She'll go out with the poor bastard and have a good time. However, she fails to give the guy any indications of interest. Then, she waits a week to call him and thank him for dinner. She'll then end up canceling their next plans for a "legitimate" reason like being tired or having to work the next day. I keep telling her she might as well tell him she has to re-string all her shoelaces. After about three weeks, she'll call me all upset wondering what happened. We have vowed to never set her up again.

I think men and women can both be retarded. However, women definately run the relationship in the early stages and many don't bother to take your feelings into consideration.

On behalf of my gender, my apologies for the way she treated you and fuck the ho, her loss.

damn, thanks.

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ayah

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:50 am

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pass me a kleenex.
i'm all misty like.

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wenchlette

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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:51 am

The Listerine Queen

Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:22 pm
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Location: vermont

ayah Wrote:

all bets are off at this point.
i'm mad as hell and am going to eat myself into oblivion.

I wanted to do so many things with that quote, but I am strong.

Also, water, Laura! Water. And soda. Water and soda. And fruit. Water and soda and fruit. And chips.

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