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e-stone · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:53 pm

gayest thread since OPA! came out.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:53 pm

OPA! Wrote:

That's the worst thing he can do. Waxing is the best way to go. Plucking or shaving will only produce more hair.

If its not too bad, you can get away with shaving without any adverse effects.

I've been doing it for years and its no thicker. I'm not very hairy though, I've just got some misplaced bastards who mistakenly confuse me for a Gallagher brother and need to be taught a lesson every week or so.

So to reitterate: Colin: keep the 'stache but trim the monobrow..

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:53 pm

OPA! Wrote:

That's the worst thing he can do. Waxing is the best way to go. Plucking or shaving will only produce more hair.

v.

About.com Wrote:

Q. Will cutting my hair make it grow faster or thicker?

A. Cutting or shaving your hair will not make it grow faster or thicker. The width of your hair shaft is genetically determined, as is the length of your anagen, or hair growth cycle.

YOU make the call!

I'm pretty sure this old wives tale (which everybody seems to still believe) is based on the observation that, as you get older and have to shave more, you seem to grow hair thicker/faster. But that's just because you're maturing, not because you're shaving.

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:54 pm

elephantstone Wrote:

gayest thread since OPA! came out.

Listen, it wouldn't hurt you to wax that unibrow either.

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:54 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

Wax the unibrow. Don't go crazy and wax your brows into weird thin arches, just clean up the strays between your eyes. I'm not telling you this because I'm trying to be mean. And yes, straight men do wax the unibrow. My friend who fronted a popular Chicago band in the 90's and early 00's waxes his unibrow and he is the straightest man I know.

Men should also trim their pubic hair, nose hair and ear hair. I absolutely love hairy guys, but neatness is a pretty big turn-on. Great. Now I want to screw a hairy guy. I hate this thread.

Okay, this is just getting to be too metro for me. I also like what little unibrow that I have because it makes the scar in my right eyebrow more visible. Love me for me!!!

dude, chicks would dig scars a hell of a lot more than a random patch of hair where it shouldn't be

katie, a princess · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:55 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Plucking or shaving will only produce more hair.

that's just silly.

plucking and waxing are effective to get the hair out including the root so it takes longer to grow back. waxing is good when you have lots of little hairs but plucking is good and easy and cost-effective with coarse hairs.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

HaqDiesel Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

That's the worst thing he can do. Waxing is the best way to go. Plucking or shaving will only produce more hair.

v.

About.com Wrote:

Q. Will cutting my hair make it grow faster or thicker?

A. Cutting or shaving your hair will not make it grow faster or thicker. The width of your hair shaft is genetically determined, as is the length of your anagen, or hair growth cycle.

YOU make the call!

I'm pretty sure this old wives tale (which everybody seems to still believe) is based on the observation that, as you get older and have to shave more, you seem to grow hair thicker/faster. But that's just because you're maturing, not because you're shaving.

yeah, but waxing makes the hair grow in softer and finer. plus, you wax once a month versus shaving twice a week.

eyebrow stubble would look ridiculous.

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:56 pm

please don't NSFW this conversation.

the flirting gets me through my day!

Chuck D · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:56 pm

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

robotboy Wrote:

red Wrote:

Wax the unibrow. Don't go crazy and wax your brows into weird thin arches, just clean up the strays between your eyes. I'm not telling you this because I'm trying to be mean. And yes, straight men do wax the unibrow. My friend who fronted a popular Chicago band in the 90's and early 00's waxes his unibrow and he is the straightest man I know.

Men should also trim their pubic hair, nose hair and ear hair. I absolutely love hairy guys, but neatness is a pretty big turn-on. Great. Now I want to screw a hairy guy. I hate this thread.

COME AND GET IT
http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

haha... sick, dude.

Yail Bloor · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:58 pm

elephantstone Wrote:

gayest thread since OPA! came out.

Close, but from a whiny bitch standpoint, this thread trumps all.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

hey, i'm not f*cking you. I couldn't care less about your pubes, etc.

the treasure trail (aka happy trail) is absolutely the hottest hairy part of a guy.

wax. do it. if i lived in texas, i'd take you myself.

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:59 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

I would shave your pubes, and wax your unibrow. That's about it. Every woman I know loves a man with shaved pubes.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 4:59 pm

Mod note: NSFW pics -> links.

Chuck D · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:00 pm

Great, I just caught myself concernedly rubbing my unibrow for probably the first time ever. Shit.

two guns holla · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:00 pm

Also, I think the whole shaving thing is that it blunts your hairs when you shave them. So instead of having a fine tip, your hair follicle is chopped in half. Therefore, it appears to look thicker when it is actually the same size as before.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:01 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Great, I just caught myself concernedly rubbing my pubes for probably the first time ever. Shit.

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:02 pm

OPA! Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

I would shave your pubes, and wax your unibrow. That's about it. Every woman I know loves a man with shaved pubes.

don't that shit itch? jesus christ, what is happening to the concept of being a "MAN"?

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:02 pm

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

Great, I just caught myself concernedly rubbing my unibrow for probably the first time ever. Shit.

listen kids, the poor boy is adorable and is going through a difficult period. you're fine.

except for the moustache.

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:03 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Mod note: NSFW pics -> links.

man, wasn't that bad. plus you couldn't see anything through all that hair!

Chuck D · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:04 pm

robotboy Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

I would shave your pubes, and wax your unibrow. That's about it. Every woman I know loves a man with shaved pubes.

don't that shit itch? jesus christ, what is happening to the concept of being a "MAN"?

Yeah, no kidding. Never gonna happen. And with the girls, I'm still on the fence with this one, because fully shaven = vaguely pedophilic, but at least I don't cough up any hairballs.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:04 pm

robotboy Wrote:

man, wasn't that bad. plus you couldn't see anything through all that hair!

yeah, but think about what it would look like if your boss was walking by. he might get ideas. you'd get promoted faster, but what would jenna think?

Kerre Li (xix) · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:06 pm

robotboy Wrote:

HaqDiesel Wrote:

Mod note: NSFW pics -> links.

man, wasn't that bad. plus you couldn't see anything through all that hair!

I'd rather my coworkers not see that...

OPA! · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:06 pm

robotboy Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

Chuck(e)D Wrote:

red Wrote:

no one has ever told you to wax that unibrow yet? not even your ex-wife?

No my ex didn't suggest that - two of my female friends (neither of whom are romantically entangled with me) once talked about waxing my unibrow in my presence, but I didn't really take them seriously. Getting rid of nose hair and ear hair I can understand, and those few hairs that are showing up on my back and shoulders now that I am aging, and I shave regularly, but leave my pubes, my happy trail, my chest hair, my pit hair, my arm hair and my leg hair alone . . .

I would shave your pubes, and wax your unibrow. That's about it. Every woman I know loves a man with shaved pubes.

don't that shit itch? jesus christ, what is happening to the concept of being a "MAN"?

It only itches for a little while and that a small price to pay since no pubes make you penis look longer.

robotboy · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 5:06 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

yeah, but think about what it would look like if your boss was walking by.

OK FINE YOU WIN

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