So I better make it good . . . umm . . . I . . . er . . . shit.

Well, lacking any wit, I'll leave you with a recent quotable quote from one of my coffee house friends:

"Every guy wants to be the best lover every girl he's ever been with has ever had."
- Avi Hartman

np: NPR
od: Walk the Line

that is almost impossible to comprehend

Most Truths Are...

and even more difficult to achieve.

This friend of yours isn't a big believer in the "speak softly and carry a big stick" eh? I've been known to use lines like this won't take long or i promise you won't feel a thing. Then at least I stand a chance of being a pleasant surprise.

Congrats.

To celebrate, I bought new clothes today and am wearing some now. They are so awesome.

I guess that's really more for me, but I, as well, had nothing to add.

I think this calls for a "+1"

bingo...congrats. i'm closing in on 2K. can't wait for the celebration.

I'll buy myself shoes for that one.

What happens when I hit 2835?

Oh wait.... I just did.

Not yet you didn't.

And, I'm thinking a new bathing suit.

umm, is this a joke? (note: it says you're at 2833 right now)

Avi (who is more than just my "token Yid", as I tell him) speaks more to the universal truth of what a guy who cares wants, maybe to feed his ego . . . and to, you know, do a good job. Not a pickup line, just . . . setting personal standards?

Sorry... I paid attention to the wrong things while watching Sesame Street as a kid...

I never could count correctly, but damn can I eat some cookies...

and, since you brought it up, I'm going to have to be guaranteed proof of swimsuit-buying before I post another word on here...

I'd say that's pretty accurate. If I didn't think I could be the best I probably never would have bothered in the first place.

Seems like a biological imperative, really.

polka dot shoes? this is post 1865. i love when my posts are years that i know about.

Tell Avi he never will be.

What're we gonna do for my 2500th?

But Kyle, what if I don't buy it for a month or more? How can you deprive us of your wit for that long?

I saw polka dot shoes today. I did not buy them and now I know why.
They were ugly.

Whatever will put a smile on your face, of course.

You're not missing out on an in joke or anything. Don't you worry your precious little head about it. Kyle just has a hard time reading dem numbers, is all. But only sometimes. We still love him.

I'll probably be drinking.

how ugly? you probably could have pulled it off. laura won't stop talking about that dress.

Very ugly. Like some sort of "I made this shoe while I was bored at home recovering from eye surgery" creation.

Thanks for the shot of confidence though.

sounds like the kind of shoe i would buy on sale the sports authority

like these



not exactly what i had but close, except mine were grey pink and green with pink laces. but fuck, they were $10.