Just splashed out (a bit) and picked up a 21 inch monitor. It's nothing fancy like flat screen or whatever but it's a huge improvement on the 3 year old 15 inch monitor I was using before. You guys look so much bigger now.

<---- 19" flat-screen

Awwwww yeah....

This thread offends me.

What, you cannot countenance the idea of my erection laid flat and twice* repeated?

Jealous, anyone?

*Probably thrice repeated, with a smidge more to cover still, really. I am small... Sorry to disappoint, ladies.

I really need one of those winky emoticons attached here so I know you're kidding. You could even use one of those cute internet anagrams like jk or something. For the love of god please be kidding.