So my music classes are cancelled today, and they stuck me in one of the most bitch ass classrooms in the school. The teacher didn't call for a sub, didn't call in sick, just didn't show so now I'm fucked.

And of course there are no lesson plans.

Only you can help me, Obi-Wan...

Ha. After voting the poll looks like a giant penis (or my penis)

edit: or the most ridiculous middle finger ever

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Bail.

Eh, I'd just stay.

Stay. And give us a blow by blow description of how much it sucks.

Phil, is this poll going to actually influence your decision?

Sure. why not?

Just wondering. I was trying to think if I posted one if I would actually follow the results of the poll.

Maybe I will post a "Should I follow the results of this poll" poll thread.

I have a pounding headache.

migraine?

schoolgraine.

haha. those are the worst. No cure except maybe an orgasm. You could probably enlist one of your students.

i wouldn't touch these dirty bitches even if they were of age and i was drunk out of my mind.

Oh wait, most of them are of age, even though they're in 8th grade.

Is there a way to make a firebomb out of common classroom items?

ahh the world of education, love it. I say bring your boombox and a bunch of moondog or sun ra albums to class, proceed to light up, and 'teach' them how it is

oh, snap.

If i had had any warning, this would have been the move. As it is, all i have is obner. I've got 3:12 left of laptop battery, and one mug of coffee left. They've already knocked over and spilled half a travel mug (yeah i bring two 20 ouncers to work). I've had one shithead being chased around the room and he tried to jump over me, and nearly knocked my powerbook off my lap. They're throwing chalk, pens, crayons, paper airplanes, and are unreachable. Lost causes. A job at autozone would be too taxing for most of these lazy ass good for nothing bitches.

I feel bad for me, but worse for the couple kids in this hellhole who have some kind of work ethic.

this is the saddest thing Ive heard all week

as a parent with children in school i think you should leave and never go back.

thanks, that makes me feel much better.

As a formerly good teacher I think most parents shouldn't be parents.

And the principal of this school shouldn't be a principal.

Schools get like this because of legislation, and parents, that remove any kind of responsibilty from the student, and any kind of meaningful consequence for actions.

I'm really sick of people who don't teach dissing on teachers. Just because we were stupid enough to think we could make a difference, do you have to pour salt in the wounds?

I know the school you're at is full of assholes and all and it's completely reasonable that you'd hate the administrators and/or other teachers who work there, but for someone with one of the least stressful major jobs available, you sure do complain a fuck of a lot. I mean you get to sit there for 7 hours and get paid, and you're contemplating leaving?

Edited because it's not even worth it: Your statement shows how unbelievably clueless you are. Fucking clueless.