Well, so are you, so there!
(btw, shopping alert-- I found a new shop at a mall near work called For Love 21. It's an offshoot of Forever 21-gag!-but it's all accessories, and trendy accessories at that. Think H&M-priced goodies. I don't know if one is open near you, but hit it if you have one!!! I bought: 6 pairs of earrings, 3 packets of multiple bracelets and sunglasses for less than $25.
http://icsc.org/srch/sct/sct0905/retail_forever21.php)

Oooh... I could have fun there. One can never own too many pairs of sunglasses.

Joe, you're covered in hair and fat.

I'm envious of your hair, on your scalp anyways.

But the real question is would she enjoy fuhing a puppy killer?

Phil. We met. And since we met, we are automatically friends. Therefore you should be voting yes no matter what and not bring dog killing hypotheticals.

Wait, so you only hypothetically killed that dog?

And even though I voted no, it's not that I'm not rooting for you. You have to understand, that when I read a question such as the one posed in the poll, that i see the words but read them like "If I were Stacey, should I hook up with Joe" and the answer is no. The second way I read it is "If I were Stacey's brother, would I let her hook up with Joe?" and the answer is over my dead body. The third way I read it is "If I were Stacey's dad, what would stop me from reading this poll and hunting down the people who voted yes?" and the answer is well, nothing really. The fourth way i read it is "Am I less attractive than Joe to Stacey?" and I don't even want to think about that answer.

What it comes down to is I shouldn't have kids on the off chance i get saddled with a daughter and then ruin her life. And I probably ought to just lock myself in a room and practice, and only come out at night to play and eat.

Dig me?

So i had to vote no. I tried to vote yes. I failed.








I'm sorry.

oh. I dig. Good explanation. BS, but good anyway.

Now you're getting personal.

Ain't no b.s., it's de troof.

gag.

that's where i'm currently employed.
oh well, it's not for everyone

alright alright. But I am a little dejected after I stood up for you in your poll the other day.

one word: PSH.

well go and git you sumdat.

was this a movie? sounds awfully familiar LOL

never seen such a bunch of cockblockers in my life, yo

well thats not true..but damn

Starring J. Lo and Matthew McConaughey no doubt.

but did you vote?

Im not a citizen

Not voting is like giving a vote to the nay's. So, you are indirectly a cockblocker. haha

moral of the story is adjust your eyepatch, give your tri-corner pirate hat a rakish tilt, swing down and kick chris's ass for putting this up in a poll, and swing off with stacey. Maybe trim your goatee down to a stylish Errol Flynn circa Robin Hood kinda cut.

Smile alot too.

Dude, you're so out dated. I don't have a goatee anymore.

I have a full on beard.
There's hardly a spot of open skin on my face. haha

so be it... work your own shit -- like phil said, adjust that patch..arrghhh

Arrrgh indeed. And trim it down, blackbeard, don't you want to feel those soft thighs against your cheeks?

This poll is meaningless (for its stated purpose). How do we know Stacey hasn't already put him in the friend zone?

Stacey deserves the best. If she's restricting herself to saddo internet types she should at least go for a moderator.

Of course they would have to be, male, not married and not already have a girlfriend.

POLL: Who the fuck cares...?

women dont exist on the internet anyway you idiots