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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:12 pm 
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TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal.
The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage.

Howard/Tioga-Nicetown: "Doctors did a beautiful job in E.R. and the paramedics did a wonderful job, they only took 4 minutes to get here."

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.


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nicetown = something of a misnomer

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:shock: I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Wow.

Then again, I have heard more disturbing stuff than this...involving castration, anyways.

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And I thought my ex had a bad temper...damn.


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Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

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I bet dude will sleep on his stomach from now on..


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That's enough to put you off handjobs for the rest of your life.


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I bet dude will sleep on his stomach from now on..


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NP: King Missile 'Detachable Penis'

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:shock: I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Wow.

Then again, I have heard more disturbing stuff than this...involving castration, anyways.


Y'know, the guy that shot John Wilkes Booth at the end of the manhunt had supposedly castrated himself. Seems that he was very religious and the sin of lust was more than he could bear.

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:shock: I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Wow.

Then again, I have heard more disturbing stuff than this...involving castration, anyways.


Y'know, the guy that shot John Wilkes Booth at the end of the manhunt had supposedly castrated himself. Seems that he was very religious and the sin of lust was more than he could bear.


With a little Googling, you can find a How-To online, with pics.

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THIS headline is far more hilarious.

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she really shouldn't have gone off all half-cocked.

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That's enough to put you off handjobs for the rest of your life.


i think it's a risk you have to take, alongwaltz.

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THIS headline is far more hilarious.


am I really the only person that thinks this is funny?

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THIS headline is far more hilarious.


am I really the only person that thinks this is funny?


no way that was unintentional

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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
THIS headline is far more hilarious.


am I really the only person that thinks this is funny?


no way that was unintentional


Who names a homeless shelter THE GLORY HOLE?!?!? I guess bums are more likely to spend the night there than they would at The Salvation Army.

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Stop Breathin' Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
the redworm Wrote:
THIS headline is far more hilarious.


am I really the only person that thinks this is funny?


no way that was unintentional


Who names a homeless shelter THE GLORY HOLE?!?!? I guess bums are more likely to spend the night there than they would at The Salvation Army.


Apparently they have a severe lack of protein..... :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

seriously, I really couldn't even finish typing that sentence out. O_o

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In all seriousness, I hope she gets life in jail


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in all seriousness, she won't.

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She suspected that he may have been cheating on her. If that doesn't warrant tearing his genitals off with her bare hands while he's sleeping, well you don't have much of a country then.


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the redworm Wrote:
THIS headline is far more hilarious.


Regardless of the menu items available, I'm seriously wondering how many homeless people there can be in Juneau, Alaska...


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That bear headline was indeed funny.

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