dear PMS

Elvis Fu · **Posted:** Thu May 04, 2006 9:56 pm

bluejayway Wrote:

Fu Wrote:

IUD

Not recommended for ladies who haven't had kids. Some women can't tolerate them regardless.

I just threw that out there as bait since IUDs are relatively uncommon here despite it's wide use in the rest of the world, especially Europe.

I'll leave it up to you ladies. Wait, that came out wrong. What or if or whatever is up to you ladies. You know what I mean.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Thu May 04, 2006 10:20 pm

...my "pout" problem has subsided. The world is reasonable again. Yet I haven't changed a whisker...

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 9:25 pm

guys, maybe i played this situation all wrong. I forgot, albeit briefly, that PMS is the guy upstairs' way of telling you that, for at least another 28 days, you ain't got no babies, and that is beautiful.

Cap'n Squirrgle · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 10:45 pm

This guy has crack Wrote:

guys, maybe i played this situation all wrong. I forgot, albeit briefly, that PMS is the guy upstairs' way of telling you that, for at least another 28 days, you ain't got no babies, and that is beautiful.

amen to that, brother.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

OUCH

discostu · **Posted:** Tue May 09, 2006 8:31 pm

Yail Bloor Wrote:

You guys need to get your ladies on dat injection.

Exactly what I want: 24-7 PMS. Your lady must not be class-A Bitch when she takes part in the ol' birth control.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

I've been a bitch for the past 24 hours. I can't stop it. PMS, go away. New birth control pills, stop making me an a-hole.

wenchlette · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 12:01 pm

Thursday I thought my uterus was trying to escape my body.

Friday and Saturday were meh.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

yeah, i've got a special backrub and bottles of Chimay for this sort of thing. and scotch for me.

usually keeps me from getting stabbed.

soreal · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 12:33 pm

whoa. its like we're all on the same cycle. scary.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

soreal Wrote:

whoa. its like we're all on the same cycle. scary.

I just talked to a coworker that I'm not even particularly close to (personally or physically) and she's suffering through bitchy PMS, too.

I feel like my blood is boiling. Look out.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

way to synch up my girlfriend, ladies.

f4df · **Posted:** Tue May 23, 2006 9:12 pm

I was wondering if it had already been a month since this thread started

gauchebag · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 2:36 am

i got pmsed so hard today by this cute jappy girl at work. the problem is that she's so cute that it's hard to actually care or be offended. goddamn petite girls.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

Hi PMS,

I've missed you during the past three uneventful weeks. Please stop making me cry at my desk because of something I read about dogs. Oh, and I'd love it if you could take away this abdominal swelling. Really, it's not necessary. The crazy PMS dreams, though, can stay. I really enjoy the dreams of oral sex and Mogwai.

love and kisses,
jasmine

************** Okay, for serious, Obner girls/doctors:

what's the deal with taking your birth control pills and halting your period? I always thought that if you skip the dummy week of pills, that you skip your period as well. Does PMS still occur even if your period is gone? I've been skipping my dummy pills for months now and I still get my period.

Hegel · **Posted:** Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:19 pm

So, is this thread designed to make all the women of Obner be on the same cycle?

That could get a little crazy.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

red Wrote:

************** Okay, for serious, Obner girls/doctors:

what's the deal with taking your birth control pills and halting your period? I always thought that if you skip the dummy week of pills, that you skip your period as well. Does PMS still occur even if your period is gone? I've been skipping my dummy pills for months now and I still get my period.

Sorry girl, I have no idea. Never taken the pill.

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

pollysix Wrote:

red Wrote:

************** Okay, for serious, Obner girls/doctors:

what's the deal with taking your birth control pills and halting your period? I always thought that if you skip the dummy week of pills, that you skip your period as well. Does PMS still occur even if your period is gone? I've been skipping my dummy pills for months now and I still get my period.

Sorry girl, I have no idea. Never taken the pill.

Lucky you! May I ask what your BC of choice is? (If it's too personal, I apologize)

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

red Wrote:

May I ask what your BC of choice is?

women.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

ayah Wrote:

red Wrote:

May I ask what your BC of choice is?

women.

you're too much, my dear, too much. :wink:

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