Everyone knows that Phil's stomach can handle food poisoning like an alcoholic can handle booze.

cunt i could deal with.
fat-ass deserves a beating.

DAMN! you should put visine in his coffee. and then set fire to his desk.

yeah - not cool at all

This is true.

agreed. The whole "I was drunk" excuse has grown weary on me, and I cannot for the life of me find anymore reason to excuse people's shenanigans in situations like that.

Wow, dropping the c word. I bet you could get him fired. He must have been messed up or pissed off that you turned him down or something.
Did your Jesus boyfriend turn him into a newt?

Could be just me, but I think a well-timed "visit" as Dr. Grabby McSleaze is heading to his car @ the end of the day would get the message across pretty well.

GAR (sitting on hood of Doc's car): "You the Doc?"
Perv: "What's it to you?"
GAR: "Just wanted to say hello and relay that FemGAR is my fiance... and I'm very protective of her. (standing up) And not at all queazy about disposing of the bodies of mark-ass busters who forget their place.
Have a good one."

it was a she and i've gone to hr about it because she's had a number of opportunities to acknowledge what she did and she's chosen instead to ignore me. she is getting pulled aside today by hr.

and Jesus boyfriend is currently without beard.

<--- finally figures out what monger means.

You want I should take her of her for you?

THIS could be a good move. Good thinking Chad. The dude is in my dad's neck of the woods, so maybe we could both go over there.

haha. its sucks because she's good friends with my boss and keeps coming over here to chat with him.

It has almost limitless connotations, but yeah, it can be used like this.

really, senator.
all you have to do is show up.

Assbag.

I forgot my meds this morning, so I don't get to feel stoned at work.
Grrrrr...

i'll ride shotgun.

Heh heh. "Sopranos" steez.

does this mean we should anticipate a shrimp boat thread in the next few hours?

Listening to them as I type this!

ruh-roh.

That's kind of how I pictured it going down, yes.

...blasting "Beat on the Brat" or some such thing.

The beat-down sounds appropriate, but alternatively, sounds like a golden opportunity to severely intimidate the creep into a lot of scrips for narcotics. Demerol > Jail Time every time.

Here's another grrr.

We got nailed for two red light violations. You know the ones where they take your picture and mail you a ticket months later? $180.

Just got off the phone with them and the girl said it's the same as a parking ticket. The same intersection on both tickets on the way to POD's school. A very busy intersection at 8am which is impossible to turn left. Both times we were stopped in the middle of the intersection when the light turned red. Of course we are going to go--we're in the middle of the intersection. Grrr.

So helpful tip for you all, she said that you should always contest these because they are the same as a parking ticket therefore it does not affect your license or your insurance just your pocketbook. I am so contesting this.