So, I've Been Told Once Again...

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

im glad i'm a girl.

we have better shoe options.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I'm glad I'm a guy, we don't bleed for 1/4th of our life and have the irrational need to willingly suffer through pregnancy and childbirth.

And you ladies claim sanity...

Hegel · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 8:21 pm

SpontaneousPoet Wrote:

gabssA Wrote:

For Chris, I was thinking more one of these:

Is this a dog's French maid outfit? There is something very weird about this.

No. It's just not on anyone. I did get stuck for a minute because when I did a google image search for "french maid costume" the results were, let's say, less than safe for work.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

I'm glad I'm a guy, we don't bleed for 1/4th of our life and have the irrational need to willingly suffer through pregnancy and childbirth.

And you ladies claim sanity...

hey i only said we were lucky in the shoe department

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I don't feel unlucky in the shoe department. I have cool shoes. I don't have a lot of them, but I like all the ones i've got.

Plus you girls torture yourselves with heels.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

torture? only if you wear silly heels.
i have small heels, and like.. 3 inch or a little over heels.

i like flats, and i'd die for that pair of doc martens.

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 9:30 pm

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

OPA! Wrote:

MEGA Wrote:

Ooooh, those are nice. I can wear them with a nice pair of khakis.

Perfect. Those shoes exemplify teh ghey.

Alas, they do. I've seen many a 'mo walking around in shoes like those.

Red House Vincent · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 9:32 pm

cemeterypolka Wrote:

im glad i'm a girl.

we have better shoe options.

Pheh. I've worn girl shoes w/ heels , and those bitches hurt. I dont' know how you pull off stilletos (pumps! in! the club!)

Billzebub · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:26 pm **Posts:** 6459

OPA! Wrote:

...that I am to wear a tie. And this time, I can't even wear jeans or sneakers. I was told that I will have to wear slacks with shoes with a tucked in shirt and tie. What is this world coming to when you can't dress up like a slob as an employee of a non-profit organization.

Oh well, I'll have to go shopping after work tonight. Anyone want to recommend a nice pair of shoes?

Drop down to Sym's by Wall Street. I believe they carry Johnston & Murphy--grab a pair of black wingtips. Century 21 is just down the block, have the salesman hook you up with some cotton shirts and ties. i don't know if Men's Wearhouse or Joseph A Bank is in the city, if so go there for your wool slacks. Avoid polyester like the plague.

My new gig is shirt and tie every day, and slacks, no chinos or jive-ass khaki Dockers. I've dropped about two grand on the wardrobe in the last month. It's fun though, and your self-esteem will thank you.

Promethium · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 9:46 pm

I almost always wear a shirt and tie without a jacket, but I look more like a synth player from and 80's band than a NASA employee.

deenalikesfood · **Posted:** Wed May 24, 2006 10:46 pm

cemeterypolka Wrote:

torture? only if you wear silly heels.
i have small heels, and like.. 3 inch or a little over heels.

i like flats, and i'd die for that pair of doc martens.

I think he's picturing some of my "silly heels". I have crazy shoes that I don't wear if I have to stand up for any length of time. But they are cute. Yeah, I know, it's retarded. 90% of the time I wear my Borns or my Birks. Much more comfortable. Ahhh.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

how high are your heels?
i think the highest pair i have are 3 1/2 or 4 maybe.

no guru · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 1:23 am

Promethium Wrote:

I almost always wear a shirt and tie without a jacket, but I look more like a synth player from and 80's band than a NASA employee.

Walk down the street with a co-worker and play Mormon missionaries.

OPA! · **Posted:** Thu May 25, 2006 10:23 am

Billzebub Wrote:

Century 21 is just down the block, have the salesman hook you up with some cotton shirts and ties.

That's so funny. I went down there after work last night and got me some ties. I have shirts so I ddin't get any. I couldn't help but a couple of new belts as well. Good times.

I spent $118 on the ties (7) only.

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