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Today is our school's gallery walk. For those who aren't aware what that is, the teachers divvy up by grade level and subject level and make tri-fold science fair style boards with the obligatory graphs and examples of student work, then we walk around and write anonymous comments, then everyone makes a 5 minute presentation. It might be the gayest thing ever (i really gotta come up with a better phrase than that, chalk it up to growing up as a boy in the 80's/90's).

I mean, come on, we're educators, and now we're doing this dog and pony show to pat each other on the back, or pick on each other? Stupid. I took the time alotted for this and practiced music for the graduation that I'm not obligated to play at (but I am anyways). So...

I didn't make a board. I'm sitting in an office within earshot, but out of sight, until such time as i can make a break, clock out, and not lose money.

I wish I had earphones. I think I'll play some sudoku.

Of course, i'll pay attention to you obner, so be interesting. No pressure.

Feel free to post links for my amusement. I've got the sound muted, so keep that in mind. Just gotta make it to 2:40...

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Go look at what I cooked for dinner last night in the other thread . . .

Maybe we DO need to open the brewpub/restaurant/music venue . . .

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Okay, babe, I'll see what funny/silly/amusing things I can find.

http://www.bizarrenews.com/fuzz/fuzz.asp

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It's awfully quiet here all of a sudden. And then it hit me. They're watching a powerpoint that's being projected on a screen. This screen is directly in front of the windows of this office. I'm praying that they don't lift the screen, or I am SO FUCKING SCREWED.

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just sit on the floor and duck


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Chuck(e)D Wrote:
Go look at what I cooked for dinner last night in the other thread . . .

Maybe we DO need to open the brewpub/restaurant/music venue . . .


Talk to Deena, even though she loves my food, she's not sold on the idea.

I'm now sitting on the floor of one of the librarian's offices, in a corner behind the desk and a filing cabinet.

I should have just done the fucking science fair board.

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f4df Wrote:
just sit on the floor and duck


whoa, telepathetic.

I was gonna brave it up, come what may, then the principal walked in my field of vision, and if she had turned 20 degrees, I would have gotten BUSTED. I have never scooted that quickly and quietly.

SOY UN NINJA

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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.

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ninjas don't pee, they fuck people up

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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


They open the window and pee on the back of the screen. And if anyone has a problem with it, they kick some serious ass because they are ninjas.


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But in between fucking people up, they're being stealthy, lieing in wait and shit, WAITING to fuck people up, and in that time of waiting, they MUST need to pee at inopportune moments. Then what?

I think ninjas must not drink coffee. They probably stick to gingko laced herbal tea and opium, like an asian speedball.

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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


seriously, Id imagine they just took the piss.. just like hardcore marathon runners

so the question is, are you hardcore enough?


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billy g Wrote:
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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


They open the window and pee on the back of the screen. And if anyone has a problem with it, they kick some serious ass because they are ninjas.


not an option. At my disposal are a trash can (too loud without the trashbag, probably too loud with), a school guitar (probably also loud), the carpet (i'm not an animal, I'M A NINJA), and various cardboad boxes filled with my librarian friend's stuff (i don't think she'd be pleased, although she's at a different school today for a mentor meeting so maybe it'd dry out by tomorrow morning).

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f4df Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


seriously, Id imagine they just took the piss.. just like hardcore marathon runners

so the question is, are you hardcore enough?


wait, marathon runners just piss themselves while they're running?

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f4df Wrote:
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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


seriously, Id imagine they just took the piss.. just like hardcore marathon runners

so the question is, are you hardcore enough?


wait, marathon runners just piss themselves while they're running?


the hardcore ones.. or at least Id like to think so

http://www.tufts.edu/med/medissue/they/marathon.htm

"Now usually it isn’t socially acceptable to urinate in public, but during marathons it is a free for all. I mean there are people peeing in yards, forests, their pants, and in the occasional porta potty if they want to wait in line. "...


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I'm now sitting on the floor of one of the librarian's offices, in a corner behind the desk and a filing cabinet.

I should have just done the fucking science fair board.


Dude. You're a great guy but...what are you, fucking 12 years old? So you're hiding at your own job? Come on man. Suck it up. Do your job or quit. Yeah this project thing sounds really, really ghey but damn man. There's funny and then there's just sad.

Don't mean to sound harsh but you need to find something or somewhere that makes you happy and just do it.

I only give this "advice" because I did it. And I'm sooooo happy I did.


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Busty Rhodes Wrote:
Prince of Darkness Wrote:
I'm now sitting on the floor of one of the librarian's offices, in a corner behind the desk and a filing cabinet.

I should have just done the fucking science fair board.


Dude. You're a great guy but...what are you, fucking 12 years old? So you're hiding at your own job? Come on man. Suck it up. Do your job or quit. Yeah this project thing sounds really, really ghey but damn man. There's funny and then there's just sad.

Don't mean to sound harsh but you need to find something or somewhere that makes you happy and just do it.

I only give this "advice" because I did it. And I'm sooooo happy I did.


You're right, but here I am.

For 14 more school days. If i had realized that today was that day, i just would have taken a zero day (no pay) stayed at home, hung out with the dog and the girl, but I didn't realize it till I clocked in, and by then if i had clocked out, they would know I wasn't "sick".

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You poor ninja.

I did find a way to save us gas money though.

http://www.break.com/movies/gassave.html

You could've just told them you aren't doing the stupid project cause it's a waste of your energy. They can't fire you twice.


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I'm now sitting on the floor of one of the librarian's offices, in a corner behind the desk and a filing cabinet.

I should have just done the fucking science fair board.


Dude. You're a great guy but...what are you, fucking 12 years old? So you're hiding at your own job? Come on man. Suck it up. Do your job or quit. Yeah this project thing sounds really, really ghey but damn man. There's funny and then there's just sad.

Don't mean to sound harsh but you need to find something or somewhere that makes you happy and just do it.

I only give this "advice" because I did it. And I'm sooooo happy I did.


You're right, but here I am.

For 14 more school days. If i had realized that today was that day, i just would have taken a zero day (no pay) stayed at home, hung out with the dog and the girl, but I didn't realize it till I clocked in, and by then if i had clocked out, they would know I wasn't "sick".


Right on man. I feel ya. Then I hope you make it for 1 more hour.


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f4df Wrote:
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I have to pee.

What do ninjas do when they have to pee? No seriously, that's a serious question.


seriously, Id imagine they just took the piss.. just like hardcore marathon runners

so the question is, are you hardcore enough?


wait, marathon runners just piss themselves while they're running?


the hardcore ones.. or at least Id like to think so

http://www.tufts.edu/med/medissue/they/marathon.htm

"Now usually it isn’t socially acceptable to urinate in public, but during marathons it is a free for all. I mean there are people peeing in yards, forests, their pants, and in the occasional porta potty if they want to wait in line. "...


whoa.

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You poor ninja.

I did find a way to save us gas money though.

http://www.break.com/movies/gassave.html

You could've just told them you aren't doing the stupid project cause it's a waste of your energy. They can't fire you twice.


I told the pseudo administrators, but no one told the principal, and she's got my number. She keeps fucking with me.

Sorry babe, would have been nice to spend your day off with you.

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whoa.


what do you mean whoa? Obviously you are not dedicated to being all the ninja you can be..

ok I should get work done.. but I wont..


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Yeah, it would have been nice. Thanks for leaving me some coffee.

http://www.break.com/movies/wrongplane.html

I'll keep trying to entertain you until you can leave.


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I'm MORE hardcore for holding it.

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until it affects your ability to jump from roof top to roof top.. then what?


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