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Dalen
 Post subject: Shakira's ass has a mind of it's own....
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:43 pm 
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It looks like it could yank carrots out of the ground no problem.

Appreesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's a hell of a turd cutter right there.

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Worth saying twice.

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I can't seem to get the video to work on my PC...oh well, I've seen her arse at warp speed on television before. It truly is mesmerizing (and I'm a chicky). I am thinking about signing up for belly dancing at the place where I take hip/hop aerobics, heh...I would like her skills.

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Hardcore culo.

Her album "Donde Estan Los Ladrones" is pretty solid from start to finish.
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I have continually sung her praises. Ass included.

But, speaking of shakira, I think I would really enjoy a show of hers. But, I'd want to go to one south of the border because I don't want the dumbed down english versions.

Anyone got any of her albums they want to YSI for me?
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yeah, i threw on some Roy Ayers.
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I think I'm gonna retire on that ass.

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seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.
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Dalen Wrote:
seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.


If only I were one to quote others in my signature ...
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I fuh 5 seconds

It's so beautiful it makes me want to cry.
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she would break me
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I've heard, according to my local pop radio station, that her hips don't lie.

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Dalen
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I Got Ish Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.


If only I were one to quote others in my signature ...


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is that jean claude van damn?

does that chick have a mullet?
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hehe, it looks like pat benetar
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Is that black guy Boogaloo Shrimp? It looks like him.

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The clip is a thing of beauty. That was the real 80's, man.
We didn't need jobs. Hell, we didn't even get hungry.
It was just a bunch of us latins shaking culo 24/7.
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Dalen Wrote:
hehe, it looks like pat benetar


naw, you can tell that's a woman.

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Dalen
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shiv Wrote:
Dalen Wrote:
hehe, it looks like pat benetar


naw, you can tell that's a woman.


[img][387:500]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/sandrine.raspau/pat-benatar-france/photos/PagePhotos/pat_blk.jpg[/img]
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less menatar, more shakirass

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Amazing. I always liked the lyric, "my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse em' for mountains." Or something like that.

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Butt so big when she walk it claps.

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Dalen Wrote:
seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.


if you were on an 8 ball you would not be maintaining an erection.

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