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seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.


if you were on an 8 ball you would not be maintaining an erection.


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seriously guys, how long could you last? with moves like that, even if you were up all night finishing an 8 ball, you'd burst in 5 mins.


if you were on an 8 ball you would not be maintaining an erection.


I think that was the point of his hyperbole. You see, Shakira's ass is so unbelievably arousing that even if you had done and 8 ball, not only would you have an erection, you would be finishing in a very brief period. Do you understand now? It's not really about cocaine and erections, but more about the superb ass of Shakira.

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Wow! She really does understand what her best asset is. Does she sing too?

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Unlike many other people, I like many of Shakira's songs. Not that I notice the music much during her videos and performances.
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DEAR GOD WHY CAN'T I SEE THIS AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tell me it's not just the "Hips Don't Lie" video but something much more lucious.
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Tell me it's not just the "Hips Don't Lie" video but something much more lucious.


SO MUCH BETTER. Dude, it's God's gift to earth.
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that video just made me cry
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Tell me it's not just the "Hips Don't Lie" video but something much more lucious.


SO MUCH BETTER. Dude, it's God's gift to earth.



FUCK!!

And to answer your question in the other thread. Yes, I'm an ass man.

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Tell me it's not just the "Hips Don't Lie" video but something much more lucious.


SO MUCH BETTER. Dude, it's God's gift to earth.


Yes, I'm an ass man.



High 5 dude!
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And to answer your question in the other thread. Yes, I'm an ass man.


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hehe, it looks like pat benetar


naw, you can tell that's a woman.


[img][387:500]http://perso.wanadoo.fr/sandrine.raspau/pat-benatar-france/photos/PagePhotos/pat_blk.jpg[/img]


woah, this just blew my mind! So, all that time I was watching Sex and the City with my wife the redhead atty character was Pat Fucking Benetar?!?!
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Wow. That is some miracle fabric.

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