And I intend on keeping it this way. I feel no egotistical need to propagate my genes, nor do I think I'd be a good father, so this way, everyone wins, except for the potential unborn millions that will go to a watery grave.

And even they win, cause they don't have to put up with my lame ass as a dad.

are we now reviving chat from yesterday? No kids here. I'll be the ol bitty that keeps soccer balls and frisbees that land in my backyard.

I'll be the awesome uncle that teaches them deplorable habits to annoy their parents with.