The Obner Production of TV's "Lost"

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:43 pm

lego Wrote:

Can I be Steve?

I'm drawing a blank...who's Steve again?

legonads · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:45 pm

FT Wrote:

lego Wrote:

Can I be Steve?

I'm drawing a blank...who's Steve again?

Steve Jenkins - Often confused by survivors with Scott Jackson. One of the people Bernard recruits for his sign-making project in "S.O.S.".

Aural Fixation · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:48 pm

FT Wrote:

Well, since Aural has chosen the chaste life of a heroin-filled Virgin Mary statue, I guess DayStar will now assume the role of Locke's fiancee.

YES!!! I have a recurring role and no one can kill me. Well, unless throwing me into the ocean or smashing me to bits equals killing me.

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:49 pm

FT Wrote:

Latest update:

Desmond = Konstantinl
Sawyer = Yail Bloor
Sayid = Prince of Darkness
Locke = Sketch
Arzt = bort
Jack's dad = harry
Zeke/Tom = Sen. LooGAR
Boone = Ish
Henry Gale = DumpJack
Claire = katie, a princess
Charlie = HaqDiesel
Jack = KPH
Kate = pumachik
Alex Rousseau = pollysix
Shannon = red
Dave (Hurley's imaginary friend) = Hegel
Ethan Rom = Cap'n Squirrgle
Kelvin = Fu
Widmore = Radcliffe
Penelope Widmore = SpontaneousPoet
Ms. Clue/Dee = ayah
The bank robber Kate shot in the vault = Busty Rhodes
Rousseau = Ol' Nipple Teeth
Locke's Dad = frostingspoon
Eko's dead brother = Cotton
Jack's wife = dnorwood
Kate's childhood sweetheart = DHRjericho
Michael = Stop Breathin'
Walt = MEGA
Jin = neuroboy
Sun = Mrs. Neuro
Locke's boss = Crack
Bernard = PopTodd
Rose = Charli
Vincent = elephantstone
Locke's fiancee = DayStar
Kate's mom = bluejayway
Kate's "step" father = Dalen
Kate's "real" father = aFreshStart4Me
Hurley = smafty
Charlie's brother = shiv
Dr. Marvin Candle = Promethium
Goodwin = Chuck(e)D
The hot record store chick Hurley likes = Fickerson
Isaac the Faith Healer = Finch Platte
Walt's stepfather = Z
The U.S. Marshal who captured Kate = Billzebub
The heroin-filled Virgin Mary statuette = Aural

But can we all act?

Hegel · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:50 pm

Radcliffe Wrote:

Meatbone Wrote:

ayah Wrote:

Meatbone Wrote:

PopTodd Wrote:

Is there a paranoid, self-loathing old fucker for me to play?

you could be Radcliffe. Oh, wait. He's not a character on lost.

you are on the path to great wisdom, grasshopper.

dnorwood--translation please!

An accurate translation might be: it's all cool until you badmouth Madonna.

haha. Perfect. But I badmouthed Madonna too. I want to convert to Radcliffianism.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 6:59 pm

There's still nobody to carry the Jesus Stick. I'm telling you:

=

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:01 pm

Aaron (Claire's son) = OPA!
Claire's pre-island boyfriend = amgl
The Outback tour guide who refused Locke admission = splates
Hurley's Chicken Shack buddy = alongwaltz
Eko = discostu
Hibbs (Sawyer's con man cohort) = Derris
The shrimp stand guy Sawyer erroneously kills = billy g
Shannon's pre-island boyfriend = robotboy
The hotel heir who taught English to Sun = Tommy
Claire's psychic = south pacific
Hurley's doctor = rparis74
The guy Ana-Lucia killed when she was still a cop = timmyjoe42

First-tier boarders who still need to be cast:

monty
Dov
Dusty Chalk
paladisiac
jewels
oldbullee
mutty
paper
Postmersh
Spade Kitty
Drinky
gauchedouche
Northern Soul

Help me find roles for them!

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:03 pm

alongwaltz Wrote:

There's still nobody to carry the Jesus Stick. I'm telling you:

=

Dude, I would LOVE to be Eko, but I'm too wimpy and weak. And he looks WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better without a shirt. I cannot have any role requiring shoulder-to-waist exposure.

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:03 pm

Latest update:

Desmond = Konstantinl
Sawyer = Yail Bloor
Sayid = Prince of Darkness
Locke = Sketch
Arzt = bort
Jack's dad = harry
Zeke/Tom = Sen. LooGAR
Boone = Ish
Henry Gale = DumpJack
Claire = katie, a princess
Charlie = HaqDiesel
Jack = KPH
Kate = pumachik
Alex Rousseau = pollysix
Shannon = red
Dave (Hurley's imaginary friend) = Hegel
Ethan Rom = Cap'n Squirrgle
Kelvin = Fu
Widmore = Radcliffe
Penelope Widmore = SpontaneousPoet
Ms. Clue/Dee = ayah
The bank robber Kate shot in the vault = Busty Rhodes
Rousseau = Ol' Nipple Teeth
Locke's Dad = frostingspoon
Eko's dead brother = Cotton
Jack's wife = dnorwood
Kate's childhood sweetheart = DHRjericho
Michael = Stop Breathin'
Walt = MEGA
Jin = neuroboy
Sun = Mrs. Neuro
Locke's boss = Crack
Bernard = PopTodd
Rose = Charli
Vincent = elephantstone
Locke's fiancee = DayStar
Kate's mom = bluejayway
Kate's "step" father = Dalen
Kate's "real" father = aFreshStart4Me
Hurley = smafty
Charlie's brother = shiv
Dr. Marvin Candle = Promethium
Goodwin = Chuck(e)D
The hot record store chick Hurley likes = Fickerson
Isaac the Faith Healer = Finch Platte
Walt's stepfather = Z
The U.S. Marshal who captured Kate = Billzebub
The heroin-filled Virgin Mary statuette = Aural
FT = Frogurt
Aaron (Claire's son) = OPA!
Claire's pre-island boyfriend = amgl
The Outback tour guide who refused Locke admission = splates
Hurley's Chicken Shack buddy = alongwaltz
Eko = discostu
Hibbs (Sawyer's con man cohort) = Derris
The shrimp stand guy Sawyer erroneously kills = billy g
Shannon's pre-island boyfriend = robotboy
The hotel heir who taught English to Sun = Tommy
Claire's psychic = south pacific
Hurley's doctor = rparis74
The guy Ana-Lucia killed when she was still a cop = timmyjoe42

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:08 pm

FT Wrote:

Hurley's Chicken Shack buddy = alongwaltz

Oh man. I don't want to be the loser from Road Trip who sleeps with the huge black chick.

Though we do probably weigh the same.

At least let me be baby Aaron's father.

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:09 pm

alongwaltz Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Hurley's Chicken Shack buddy = alongwaltz

Oh man. I don't want to be the loser from Road Trip who sleeps with the huge black chick.

Though we do probably weigh the same.

At least let me be baby Aaron's father.

C'mon, bro...embrace being the Canadian DJ Qualls.

jsh · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:11 pm

Has anyone been cast as the dude is all the orientation videos?

Eko should be played by Leon Jenkins.

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:12 pm

I Got Ish Wrote:

Has anyone been cast as the dude is all the orientation videos?

Promethium

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:14 pm

Senator Smebopolis LooGAR Wrote:

I knew you'd cast me as Grizzly Adams or somesuch nonsense.

If the shirt fits...

[img][650:650]http://home.comcast.net/~bobsixtysix/garshirt.gif[/img]

wenchlette · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:50 pm

FT Wrote:

Penelope Widmore = SpontaneousPoet

This fits for more than one reason. Except the rich thing, but I can handle that.

That's some fine work all around, Bob.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:56 pm

FT Wrote:

Latest update:Charlie's brother = shiv

i should really be joe inman.

FT · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 7:59 pm

shiv Wrote:

FT Wrote:

Latest update:Charlie's brother = shiv

i should really be joe inman.

Do we really need TWO actors to portray the Inman twins?

hey look · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 10:17 pm

i'm forgotten on this board now

shiv · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 10:23 pm

contradiction Wrote:

i'm forgotten on this board now

I FOUND WALT!

no guru · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 10:25 pm

Polly, you really gotta rent Season 1 sometime and spend the day discovering. You won't be disappointed.

This show really isn't what I thought it was before I did that. It's so much more.

bluejayway · **Posted:** Fri May 26, 2006 10:27 pm

Wow, go away for a while and fame at last. Puma's mom? Fab. What am I like?

Am I on this island or off in the world somewhere?

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 1:11 am

I wanna be the guy who gets sucked into the jet engine in the first episode.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

now I totally wanna be frogurt.

FT · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 10:40 am

bluejayway Wrote:

Wow, go away for a while and fame at last. Puma's mom? Fab. What am I like?

Am I on this island or off in the world somewhere?

In the world. Cool role.

FT · **Posted:** Sat May 27, 2006 10:40 am

HideousLump Wrote:

I wanna be the guy who gets sucked into the jet engine in the first episode.

I might have erred not casting you as Hurley, actually.

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