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 Post subject: Re: hey FT(semiannual caddyshack thread)
PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:39 pm 
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You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up!


On a sad note, Carl Lipbaum died last week at college of a severe anxiety attack.

I heard he swallowed his own vomit while taking a test.

He was a good caddy and a good kid.

He was a brown nose, Lou, you hated him!

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This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw! You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.

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There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.

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Anyone interested in the Caddy Scholarship should see Judge Smails.

And kiss his ass.

That would help.

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 Post subject: Re: hey FT(semiannual caddyshack thread)
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You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up!


I was totally thinking of this exact line the other night when watching Waiting For Guffman. I love the ire Doyle-Murray's voice there.

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This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw! You buy a hat like this, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup.


It looks good on YOU though...

Tell the Cook this is low grade dog food.

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You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Well don't you see it? Well pick it up!


I was totally thinking of this exact line the other night when watching Waiting For Guffman. I love the ire Doyle-Murray's voice there.


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