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 Post subject: the best of craigslist...one link NSFW, one very safe
PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:41 am 
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/169593207.html

this is way too intense.

ABOVE THIS POINT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

BELOW IS SAFE AND PRETTY HILARIOUS

the stripper rant is funny though

http://newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/145791048.html


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I've often wondered whether it's difficult for fathers with insanely hot daughters. Now I know!


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fuck that ho.

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these are both hysterical.
my favorites from the second post:

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.

7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.

17) "So what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.

23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.


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That is the most turned-on I've ever been from a lap-dance girl.

No, I've never had a lap-dance.


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That is the most turned-on I've ever been from a lap-dance girl.

No, I've never had a lap-dance.


i felt the same way...this kind of cynicism/wit/sarcasm/jadedness...she should be doing better for herself.

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What was the first one about? It's been deleted.

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ayah Wrote:
these are both hysterical.
my favorites from the second post:

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.

7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.

17) "So what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.

23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.

I learned alot from her rant; I especially like point #7.

I missed the first one too.

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gauchebag Wrote:
mutty Wrote:
That is the most turned-on I've ever been from a lap-dance girl.

No, I've never had a lap-dance.


i felt the same way...this kind of cynicism/wit/sarcasm/jadedness...she should be doing better for herself.


No, no, she's doing just about right for an alcoholic with a coke problem who did three semesters at Michigan-Ann Arbor or Wisconsin-Madison, then dropped out -- to clear her head and get her mind set for another major that she REALLY wanted to study -- and ended up tending bar or working at a piercing/tattooing studio. She's a pedantic hipster-trainee. She turned to stripping when she needed more coke than just Saturday nites.

np: Sponge -- "Wax Ecstatic"









(somehow, it fits)


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I bought a nice dresser for real cheap on craigslist yesterday. That was pretty hot.


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anon Wrote:
No, no, she's doing just about right for an alcoholic with a coke problem who did three semesters at Michigan-Ann Arbor or Wisconsin-Madison, then dropped out -- to clear her head and get her mind set for another major that she REALLY wanted to study -- and ended up tending bar or working at a piercing/tattooing studio. She's a pedantic hipster-trainee. She turned to stripping when she needed more coke than just Saturday nites.


at least she's got her own apartment.


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What was the first one about? It's been deleted.


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DHRjericho Wrote:
What was the first one about? It's been deleted.


It was a "Daddy wants to screw his daughter, or suitable surrogate" type thing. Didn't read it entirely - just enough to figure I didn't really want to read any more.


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mutty Wrote:
timmyjoe42 Wrote:
DHRjericho Wrote:
What was the first one about? It's been deleted.


It was a "Daddy wants to screw his daughter, or suitable surrogate" type thing. Didn't read it entirely - just enough to figure I didn't really want to read any more.


Oh...no wonder it was removed.

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