So who eats p**sy?

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:52 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

i like it unless i can smell toilet paper
or see a little scrap hangin out

Juice, catswilleatyou, and monty, the Three Musky Pervs.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:54 pm

anon Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

i like it unless i can smell toilet paper
or see a little scrap hangin out

Juice, catswilleatyou, and monty, the Three Musky Pervs.

this was straight up truth

EDIT:
and i want to add
that the few times that this has happened to me
i switched to traditional (dick vs cunt) sex
immediately

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:57 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

guilty.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:59 pm

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

Wait, is this the horrific euphemism I'm afraid it is?

timmyjoe42 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:01 pm

Dalen Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

guilty.

Yikes!!!

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:06 pm

Dalen Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

guilty.

Mega-dittoes.

:thumbsup:

ayah · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:03 pm **Posts:** 6402

rparis74 Wrote:

i'm still married aren't I? in fact i enjoy giving more than receiving oral. none of this activity for me this weekend due to a visitor. now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

save it for chat, rodney.

Black Magic Putin · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:53 pm

Dalen Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

guilty.

we call this "getting your redwings".

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:00 pm

This thread is creepy as shit.

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:01 pm

The whole thing.

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:02 pm

Verbal Intercourse Wrote:

This thread is creepy as shit.

your poor girlfriend.

thisotherkingdom · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:13 pm

I love doing it, love the taste as well. I've done the whole period thing, but I have to talk her into it.

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:13 pm

I just shove tacks in her cunt when she wants pleasure. Our relationship is very progressive.

cemeterypolka · **Joined:** Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:40 am **Posts:** 3473

the thought of that brings painful tears to my eyes

Dalen · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:17 pm

Verbal Intercourse Wrote:

I just shove tacks in her cunt when she wants pleasure. Our relationship is very progressive.

This post is creepy as shit.

shiv · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:19 pm

The Czar Wrote:

Love the taste. Love everything about the act. I'm not prone to bragging, but this is one of the few things in life that I'm a true master at. I get her doing contortionist, back-breaking shit like she's gonna snap her spine in half. Hell, I probably coulda brought that Schiavo chick out of her coma.

deenalikesfood · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:54 pm

timmyjoe42 Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

it's mandatory that everyone on obner partake in this act at some point this weekend.

If it were only that easy...

Oh sweetheart, it is that easy just go up to a chick and tell her you want nothing else but to eat her out for a while and she'll agree. I tell the same thing to my girls who complain about not getting any, go up to any guy in any bar and say "hey, come home with me," and he'll go . . .

Happily ever after, to deny ourselves our this most pleasurable right is to deny ourselves the thing that makes us human.

deenalikesfood · **Posted:** Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:03 pm

ayah Wrote:

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

it's mandatory that everyone on obner partake in this act at some point this weekend.

Does last night count? Just asking cause I don't think our schedules intersect much this weekend. Yes, your thread put it at the forefront of my mind after we dragged home from a bar and should have gone to bed. Obner gave me an... uh.... an obner.

thanks for sharing, deena.

Hey, I didn't see this thread till right now when he told me about it but I did throughly enjoy last night so thanks for the inspiration Obner.

Flying Rabbit · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:02 am

NOTHINGFACE Wrote:

ummmm....

simple rule: the more girls take care of themselves down there, the more enthusiastic the guy is gonna be in going down there.

Yes, yes. You are minty fresh down there too when you want her to suck you off I'm sure. I can agree in so much as hygeine is important, but to hold someone accountable for a "day" odor...not likely.

HideousLump · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:13 am

Five votes for "ew, no way, it stinks." Hmmm... that's me, Opa, Vincent... uh, Harry (currently) and...

Holy shit--Opa's right! There is a closet case on the board!

[gaycliche] Leave It, It's Beaver [/gaycliche]

chowgurt · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:14 am

shiv Wrote:

The Czar Wrote:

Love the taste. Love everything about the act. I'm not prone to bragging, but this is one of the few things in life that I'm a true master at. I get her doing contortionist, back-breaking shit like she's gonna snap her spine in half. Hell, I probably coulda brought that Schiavo chick out of her coma.

ref: that old joke…

The hardest part about eating a vegetable?

Getting her out of the wheelchair.

splates · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:16 am

jesus christ

3 pages

Verbal Intercourse · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:31 am

The strangest part is that Dalen censored "pussy" in the title. Like some people might be offended by seeing it unedited but still enter the thread.

south pacific · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:10 am

This guy has crack Wrote:

Dalen Wrote:

rparis74 Wrote:

now that's the real question - who still does this during visits from aunt flo?

guilty.

we call this "getting your redwings".

Dalen · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:40 am

Verbal Intercourse Wrote:

The strangest part is that Dalen censored "pussy" in the title. Like some people might be offended by seeing it unedited but still enter the thread.

i just like **'s

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