i did not give, only received. so I am the real winner.

well, then that mouth of his is full of dicks, I gotta occupy myself SOMEHOW.

Hey, I was enough of a nerdlinger to know the name of the actor - getting the spelling right would've put me in the same class as Eef Barzalay.

I'm just saying... all of us self-appointed comedians were straining to come up with another word spelled p**sy, but MOST of us had the grace to know when we'd failed.

Patsy Cline?

Reanimated oral!

Okay. The first draft of the pilot script had the character named "Farley Weber", and he was described in the text as a "patsy". In subsequent drafts, the writers felt that Farley needed a nickname and after many unsuccessful attempts (Ratsy, Putzy, Pasty, etcetera) they finally settled on "Potsy". It wasn't until the show aired that the "y" was inexplicably changed to an "ie".


THERE'S YOUR GRACE.

It's on . . . but I don't have your number.

pussy will never die.

Oh, and while monty and juice might be PERVS, you are the official 2006 Obner NASTY NIGGA!

Muchos Grandes, Big Ups, etc.

8)

and...still undefeated.

Ok. SPeaking of P**sy. Who is the p**sy that is the sole voter for "I do it because I have to"?? hahaha luh-who-zuh-her.

The girl I am currently abiding time with is not "ready" yet for me to partake. I chose the second option. I am indifferent to taste. Unless of course it's bad. Then I tell the woman to get up and take care of it. I'd expect the same in return if roles were switched.

I half expected that this thread would have turned into a Joey Lauren Adams/Jason Lee competition story swapping thread.

i've never had a girl/woman taste bad.

maybe i'm just lucky, or really fucking perverted.

oh, and thanks LooGAR. i do my best

But it hurts my neck.

Another old joke:

What's the difference between parsley & pussy?




























Nobody eats Parsley.

i kinda wanna eat it from the back. she's asleep though.

Wow, you're creepy and disgusting.

Wow, you're boring and predictable.

edited: 'cause she's okie

Posting about performing sex acts on your sleeping wife:
Boring? No.
Predictable? For most, no. For you, yes. Where'd your "things I want to do to a latina hooker" thread go, big guy?
Creepy? Oh, definitely.

EDIT: thanks.

do you have your sermon prepared for Sunday?

Are you taking pictures to share with your SleepingWifePorn.biz pals?

post the latina thread. i forget.

I assumed you deleted it.

nah, not into that.

are you upset that this is the most interesting thread this board has had since the beginning of 2006?

weird. i assumed it was too over the top for you, so you, or 1 of the other mods deleted it.