Vasectomies

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I guy I taught with this past year stopped by with his kid. Cute kid. I thought dogs were tiring.

And while I've joked about getting a vasectomy, now I'm seriously considering it.

Who's with me?

f4df · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:11 pm

ding ding

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

wait, i thought you dug being a dad? Or is two enough and now it's time for the eternal snip snip?

red · **Joined:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:34 am **Posts:** 5009

why? you're so young. are you sure you don't want kids?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

pollysix Wrote:

:wave:

Wait, senor six got snipped?

Or you want/already have your tubes cut?

f4df · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:14 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

wait, i thought you dug being a dad? Or is two enough and now it's time for the eternal snip snip?

oh I dig it .. but I have no choice. I mean, Ive got them now. And yeah 2 is enough...

and to Red- they are reversible.

EDIT: but hell now reading the success rates of reversing vasectomies.. fuck that

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

red Wrote:

why? you're so young. are you sure you don't want kids?

I've had about 4,000 kids in the past 7 years. Isn't that enough?

thrillhouse · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:15 pm

optinal dick surgery? i'll take a pass.

f4df · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:16 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

red Wrote:

why? you're so young. are you sure you don't want kids?

I've had about 4,000 kids in the past 7 years. Isn't that enough?

thank you, come again.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

thrillhouse Wrote:

optinal dick surgery? i'll take a pass.

bareback no depo or pill

no whirling dervishes that will sap you of any strength

no child to break your heart

no child for you to disappoint

no NRA membership if you have a daughter, and I'm pretty anti-gun but i'd be lee harvey oswald up in this bitch inside of a few months

sign me up

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:23 pm

This question of children is being blatantly asked by friends and colleagues alike right now and it's starting to get fucking annoying, like how really fantastic it is to be a parent and implying how unfulfilling my life will be without them.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

pollysix Wrote:

:wave:

Wait, senor six got snipped?

Or you want/already have your tubes cut?

Heh heh. No, no, I was just volunteering the removal of something I don't have.

pollysix · **Joined:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:56 am **Posts:** 5174

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

no NRA membership if you have a daughter,

Excuse me?

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

If i had a daughter, my new hobby would be marksmanship.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

DumpJack Wrote:

This question of children is being blatantly asked by friends and colleagues alike right now and it's starting to get fucking annoying, like how really fantastic it is to be a parent and implying how unfulfilling my life will be without them.

They're like, i've gotten myself into this inextricable mess, I'm miserable, and I don't care WHAT kind of lies I have to tell you charlie, but if I'm going to be this worn out and miserable, so are you.

They're not your friends.

Stone red's dark sunshine · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:17 pm **Posts:** 1096

I volunteered, but (as of right now), the wife is planning on getting fixed instead.

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:46 pm

god i'd better have at least one son. i'm the last hope for keeping the name of my part of the family tree going

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

I didn't know duffy was such a rare surname.

Ain't worth it bubba. At least to me.

My brothers will deliver on all my failed expecations that my parents have placed on me.

Like being a doctor, marrying some indian broad, and popping out some dothead grandkids for them.

DumpJack · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:49 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

DumpJack Wrote:

This question of children is being blatantly asked by friends and colleagues alike right now and it's starting to get fucking annoying, like how really fantastic it is to be a parent and implying how unfulfilling my life will be without them.

They're like, i've gotten myself into this inextricable mess, I'm miserable, and I don't care WHAT kind of lies I have to tell you charlie, but if I'm going to be this worn out and miserable, so are you.

They're not your friends.

This is the REAL truth, ladies and germs. Listen up.

robotboy · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:52 pm

Prince of Darkness Wrote:

I didn't know duffy was such a rare surname.

Ain't worth it bubba. At least to me.

My brothers will deliver on all my failed expecations that my parents have placed on me.

Like being a doctor, marrying some indian broad, and popping out some dothead grandkids for them.

there's no other males on my little sect of the family tree, and i'm the last home to keep the legacy alive.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Such pressure. I feel for you. No, i don't.

Deena is the only child, after her sis died, so the only hope they have is if we get married, i take her last name, and we pop out a kid. All are highly improbable.

sucker.

ptrck · **Joined:** Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:55 pm **Posts:** 5568

i need to do this.

Prince of Darkness · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:41 am **Posts:** 11048

Saint Patrick Wrote:

i need to do this.

I'm giving vasectomies out for christmas gifts.

alongwaltz. · **Posted:** Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:29 pm

I opened this thread hoping it was some new band.

Alas...

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