Got a new lawnmower for Father's Day and was not disappointed = old.

Considered wearing dark socks and shorts while mowing, but opted against it = not too old, yet.

wife wants one of those. tis spendy.

Mrs., I have a Miele which is equally fascinating. But yes, I heard good things about the Dyson! (d turns up hearing aid, and drinks a cold can of Ensure)



(btw, I ain't old... just classic and seasoned!)

I should say "mature" not old
I still don't know when to stop drinking and talk about puppies all day