can't. stop eating.

There was a kid who went to our school a few years ago who had a prosthetic leg. He got expelled for dealing weed at school that he put inside the leg. I don't know how his appetite was.

that is amazing

He should've just turned it into one hardcore bong.

pregnant women eat a lot

If I was pregnant I would have an excuse (and then couldn't drink, so f that)

My wife likes to say that she has a "popcorn leg" - we can ago out and have a big dinner, and even if we are full if we go to a movie she always wants popcorn

duhhh

You try having a little person inside of you sucking all your nutrients out of ya. You'd eat a lot too.

Though now that I'm down to the wire I don't eat as much. Baby's taking up too much room. That and everything gives me indigestion. blah

I was seated with a couple at the Alexi Murdoch show yesterday who had orderd nachos, but barely touched them. I was annoyed. If you're going to order food, eat it, dammit.

But you are going to the bathroom every hour to make more room, right?

(I should have had my initial comment say something like: "One sign of pregnancy is eating more than usual.")

We've actually made that joke. Puff a toe.

you should have asked if you could dig in..

While contemplating the etiquette of being seated with people one does not know, I almost did. Then I realized it looked like they had been sitting there for some period of time...