Well, let's just say I don't share the same tastes as readers of FHM magazine. But that was to be expected (I've found that most of the supposedly hott women from movies and TV aren't all that in real life - there's more beautiful women walking from office to office on any downtown sidewalk on any given day). It actually took me a while to figure out which of the four Asian women playing was this sexiest woman alive.

Anyway, she's a nice lady, very sweet and fun, but maaaan, is she ever tiny. She's got the body of a 9 year old boy with halved-orange size breast implants. I'd be surprised if she's more than 90 pounds. Can't be more than 5'1". I'm guessing full grown women give FHM readers THE FEAR.

I actually had a chance to body check her at home plate, but it would've been tantamount to kicking a cocker spaniel. So I ended up going with none of my poll choices & instead ended up focusing most of my attention on goodladyRads and her school pal (both of whom I find hotter than tiny Steph).

And my team won.

Congratulations Radcliffe! On beating a team of 90 pound girls.

Everyone knows the worlds most attractive Asian girl is the one that works in the Buchanan street branch of Bank of Scotland.

She wears an engagement ring (sigh).

And wouldn't be interested in me anyway (sigh).

That seems slightly more correct.

WINNER

Hey, this isn't Scotland - we don't put all the girls on one team in order to gain a fleeting sense of masculinity, probably because we don't need to compensate for wearing a pleated skirt in place of a suit.

This somehow reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Kramer beats up his class of kids whilst Kung Fu fighting.

Intimate that you can have her deported, unless she goes with you.