Maybe it was Frostingspoon. I don't recall exactly. But in light of that, I was shocked -- shocked -- to see this:

Nicole Richie/Jeff Goldblum Love-match

So, which is it? Is this story a ruse, and JG really is teh ghey, or is he banging anorexic celebutants who hit the crack bottle?

Goldblum might not be gay, just deeply fey. Regardless, he's an eyeroller on talk shows.

The new "fun" celeb relationship is Jim Carrey-Jenny McCarthy.
If they have kids...

I was really hoping that he was the battle-worn Viet Nam vet who stormed the bus in Jarhead as it was rolling in the Victory Parade. I was thinking it was an uncredited, unplanned cameo; Goldblum would have just happened on the set that day, and improv'd that bit.

Most annoying progeny ever.

A new genre. Physical comedy porn.

Already done?... Could have been. But we won't know 'til Eddie Griffin reveals what Privates -- supposedly, one of the DVD in his SUV when he caught for DWSP (driving while self-pleasuring) -- is about.

Deeply disturbing

And yet more proof that lionel richie is one of the worst fathers ever. Seriously, the more annoying things this woman does the harder it is for me to enjoy "Hello", "All Night Long (All Night)", etc.

Now shes going to ruin Life Aquatic and the first Jurrasic Park for me as well. She needs to be stopped.

Well he was married to Geena Davis and almost married Laura Dern, so I'd say it ain't a ruse--he likes them size -1 babes.