NMR: Pirates was sold out so I saw Click

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:00 pm

went to see pirates
no seats left
everyone in the group was insisting
that we still go to a movie
i wanted to go drink under a bridge and throw rocks
but i couldn't convince anyone else

i had no idea what i was getting into
i couldnt recall seeing a preview for "Click"
plus I had already seen and not liked "Superman 2"

i just read adam sandler and christopher walken
and was like "how bad could it be..."

HOLY SHIT ITS BAD

if i didnt sneak in a bottle of yellowtail shiraz
i wouldnt have made it

i guess it was cool that he has a hottie wife in this one

so i just sat there pissed and buzzed
mindbanging her the whole time

anyone else see this shit?

Busty Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:01 pm

All I've heard is that it's AWFUL.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:04 pm

No love for Little Man?

Rick Derris · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:05 pm

Busty Rhodes Wrote:

All I've heard is that it's AWFUL.

That's all I've heard as well.

I mean, if you look at his last three movies:

The Longest Yard
Spanglish
50 First Dates

...it boggles the mind that Click opened at #1. I have no explanation. People am dumb?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:07 pm

they jump from a
"fastforward sex silhouette where a dog jumps up for a second" scene
to a
"what do you mean i missed my dad's funeral really dramatic" scene

i didnt see those last few sandler movies either
thank god apparently

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:08 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

a
"fastforward sex silhouette where a dog jumps up for a second" scene

wha?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:11 pm

HaqDiesel Wrote:

catswilleatyou Wrote:

a
"fastforward sex silhouette where a dog jumps up for a second" scene

wha?

he has a remote control that controls time
he fast forwards through sex in a couple different scenes
...not on purpose of course
the power just has control of him and shit

there was a little parmeranian or something
jumpa up on his ass for a second

puma · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:15 pm

pirates was sold out, so we watched a scanner darkly instead.

Stop Breathin' · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:31 pm

see pirates.

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:33 pm

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

sea pirates.

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:38 pm

catswilleatyou Wrote:

Stop Breathin' Wrote:

sea pirates.

bahaha.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

HaqDiesel Wrote:

No love for Little Man?

feels good, doesn't it?

HaqDiesel · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:43 pm

i have to admit, it does. i tried to find a way to credit the technique to you without sounding like an idiot, but i gave up and stole it.

Cotton · **Joined:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:12 pm **Posts:** 17155

oh, spreading the fake love for the Wayans brothers isn't mine. I'm pretty sure it's actually the Wayans parents' idea.

Damen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:27 pm

pumachik Wrote:

pirates was sold out, so we watched a scanner darkly instead.

How was it?

shiv · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:38 pm

wait, you snuck wine into a movie theatre? do you live in monaco?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:03 pm

shiv Wrote:

wait, you snuck wine into a movie theatre? do you live in monaco?

no i dont live there yet

i used one of thems big plastic unbreakable waterbottle things
which suprisingly easily fit the whole bottle

MontyTheMongoose · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:14 pm

shiv Wrote:

wait, you snuck wine into a movie theatre? are you a degenerate drunk?

catswilleatyou · **Posted:** Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:34 pm

you're with me, leather Wrote:

shiv Wrote:

wait, you snuck wine into a movie theatre? are you a degenerate drunk?

actually i barely drink

but when i do
i like to do it in the out and about in public way

taking back the streets and shit

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