not a fan

nothing will that that lindsay blohan shoot they had last fall

OPenly smelled up that show she was on.

Seriously, DON'T point that thing at me again.

Then you shouldn't have replied and left the image tag inside. But I fixed it for ye.

never really thought much of her until she showed up at the oscars in that blue dress...wow

You guys are awfully fucking picky

We unmarried dudes can be more selective.

wait wait wait...aw, nevermind.

Sounds like a self-fulfilling prophesy...

I didn't think it was picky to say she has the face of Donkey in Shrek. I thought it was stating a fact.
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Fine, I'll take her.

She's all yours. You'll just have to watch out for big globs of chewed up grass in her horse teeth when you kiss her.

My wife would consider leaving me for Hamilton, probably. Or Neve Campbell or Famke Janssen.

She's one of those women who, when shot creatively, can look really attractive, as in many of these Vanity Fair shots, but in general is very average looking. She seems really nice and very smart, and in real life she'd probably be considered one of the better looking women around. But when talking about Hollywood, she's just not up there with the better looking ones - and I'm not one of those guys that considers Pam Anderson and the other plastic bimbettes particularly attractive, either. Swank just isn't a real looker, that's all.

there's nary a thing i tolerate less than a horse face.

why does everyone think that she's so smart? did she do a movie where she was solving sudoku puzzles in the background left-handed?

fugly = must have great personality/intelligence/something redeeming

neeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

I saw her in a 60 minutes interview, and remember being impressed. Don't remember many specifics, though.

paper bagger

two bagger.

The pictures of her in the new VF are hot as shit compared to the ones of children in Vietnam who are deformed because of Agent Orange (the subject of Hitchens' column)

I should NOT have read that before bed.

actually its not even the entire face

its the manjaw

if she just wore a bandanna train robber style or something

By Hollywood standards, she's kinda a dog.
But you know damn well, fellas, that if you saw her walking down the street, you'd take a second or third look and think to yourself:
"I fuh"

Fact.

To me, she looks like Matt Damon in a wig. That's not good.

Maybe if you saw her walking down the street after being carefully put together by an army of Vanity Fair's finest wardrobe and cosmotology specialists. But without the benefit of millions of publicity dollars, you'd take a second or third look and think to yourself:

"Dude?"